Monday, July 18, 2016

It's Only Rock and Roll

Well Jumpin' Jack Flash folks can you believe Mick Jagger is expecting his 8th child with his 29 year old girlfriend? He's showin' the world you can still Start Me Up at age 72 and get some serious Satisfaction. And to all those sayin' You Can't Always Get What You Want, I betcha Mick is callin' bullshit on that 'cause all he had to do was ask her to Spend the Night Together.
And let's face it, this beauty is certainly no Honky Tonk Woman, and for sure Mick is no one's Beast of Burden!
 
 
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21 comments:

  1. What is it with beautiful women and ugly dudes? (Well, not that many dudes are that good looking anyway.) Not to mention that he's ancient.

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  2. Absolutely nothing surprises me about Mick Jagger!

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    1. What surprises me is that he just became a great-grandfather. Say what?

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  3. Damn, she must be desperate or wants to be set for life.

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    1. She's a ballerina so I guess she can hang up her dancing shoes now.

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  4. didn't that ugly Gypsy fella from his band got female twins like a month or so ago too? When I saw him with his hundred years younger wify, I swear I almost retched....

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    1. Yes Dezzy 68 year old guitarist Ronnie Wood had rwins with his 37 year old wife. She seems ancient in comparison to Mick's sweetie huh?

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  5. Yeah, I think she's probably set for life, now.

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    1. I wonder what child support will be? I'm sure we could all live happily ever after on that amount.

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  6. I can't believe guys like him go after women so much younger. I can understand it on the desire, but what can their real relationship be like?

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  7. Cha ching, cha ching!!!! Lol lol

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  8. Ew, ew, ewwww - 29 and 72.
    Why? Imagine those convos: "Mommy, why didn't daddy come to my High School graduation?" "Sweetie, Daddy died when you were learning to pee in the potty. And Daddy was ugly anyway. You wouldn't want to be seen with him. But we'll say your new mansion is from him, honey."

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  9. Cha ching, cha ching!!!! Lol lol

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  10. As he stumbles around mumbling "Anybody Seen My Baby?", she'll just shake her head and remind herself "Time is on My Side".
    It has to be money. There is no other explanation for it.

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  11. He's not even going to be around for that baby! There's some responsible parenting for you, eh?

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    1. I don't get that bit either. Gonna be sad for the wife and baby. I dunno. Got me stumped.

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  12. He's 72 and she's 29... I feel so much better now: click!

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  13. When i heard this i was like, what? didn't his girlfriend just die early last year and he's already moved on and knock up some other sheila. and then i wondered why she got knocked up and wondered if it was for money. that's just the way my brain works, when a woman starts dating a man and suddenly ends up pregnant, it's like, well what'd you do that for?

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