Monday, April 18, 2016

Take Me to Church

For the past several months a few folks have posted a version of redneck horseshoes on my Facebook page and said it made them think of me. Perhaps it was because of my West Virginia college days, or maybe 'cause I fancy myself a bit of a redneck. But what most people don't know is that back in the day my Daddy actually won first prize throwin' toilet seats at some country music festival in Myrtle Beach. He won him a Willie Nelson hat and wore that sucker with pride! Yeppers we all got a good laugh about that and I kinda forgot about it until these recent posts startin' showin' up.

Then it got me thinkin' how much I moved up the food chain when I got married and took my hubby's last name. Church toilets are the shit baby! Hells Yea, I can honestly say I go to Church several times a day. 
So next time I play redneck horseshoes, I'm flushin' the competition, makin' my Daddy proud, and takin' y'all to Church by bringin' home the gold.
 



27 comments:

  1. There's a brand of toilet seats called Church? That is a bit twisted.
    How good are you at cornhole?

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    1. Church is a quality brand! And, I'm not too bad at cornhole.

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  2. You use a Church Toilet, I guarantee you'll sit in your own pew.

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    1. You should submit this one to the company to use for their motto. I love it!

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  3. If you eat some of that redneck stew, a Church toilet may give a whole new meaning to spray and pray.

    Would going be an act of God? Or would that be praying to the porcelain god? If you use all the tp do you catch hell? Would flushing be falling from grace?

    Okay, I'm done.



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  4. You know...
    Actually, just never mind.
    There's just too much.

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  5. now isn't that a lovely slogan?

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  6. Never heard or saw Church brand Toilets out here in California. I'll have to google it. Do they have bidets???

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  7. I never heard of Church, either. I always thought American Standard had the market on toilets... Horseshoes with toilet seats, really? :)

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    1. In all of your travels you have never played redneck horseshoes? I am shocked!

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    2. No, in many of my travels I've been in places where toilet seats were prized and cherished and sparse :)

      I commented on your comment on my blog today about you being from PA... What part? That does make a difference, you know. I was excited to stumble into a Steeler bar near Whiskey Creek a few years ago--the Port City now has class!

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  8. This is definitely the most 'interesting' post of the day :) I don't even know where to begin :)

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    1. I try to keep it interesting around these parts.

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  9. Yep, familiar with that game myself here in Texas. Pretty funny when you see toilet seats at garage sales so you can use them to play with.

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  10. Church toilet seats? Who knew? I would say, as last names go, that is a nice one.

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  11. Haha. I would've liked to shake hands with your daddy...with latex gloves on.

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  12. I hear they don't like people shitting on the church.

    First Galileo, Darwin, and now me.

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  13. I actually have a Church toilet. I don't feel like it's full of holy water, though.

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