Wednesday, February 10, 2016

I Want to Pump.... You Up!

Ladies, we have all heard the benefits of weight lifting: increased calorie burning; increased muscle mass; and decreased risk of osteoporosis. But purdy much anyone can slap some free weights around. Real women are now pumping iron with their honey pot to give them the best sex of their life! Yeppers, all ya gotta do is engage in some vaginal kung fu. Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting, Those kicks were fast as lightening....
 According to sex educator Kim Anami, vaginal kung fu has benefits beyond great sex.  Pussy pumping also reduces incontinence and can even create an overall lift in the body. She even claims she has clients who stopped using Botox because they lift with their gift. Lift, 2, 3, 4, pump, pump!

All ya gots to do girls is squeeze an egg shaped piece of jade in your vajayjay and you can lift all sorts of thangs to pump up the volume. Pump up the volume, Pump up the volume, Dance, Dance! But please practice safe sex with all that new found strength 'cause there have been reports of women puttin' men in the hospital after a roll in the hay.  Now that folks is pussy power!

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41 comments:

  1. I really don't want to think of anything else inside of my wife other than me...
    Oh, the comments you are going to receive today!

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  2. I was hoping to see a bowling ball being used :)

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    1. There was a pic using an industrial sized ketchup bottle.

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  3. That seems like a very impractical way to carry a surfboard.

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  4. lmao I hope they Lysol those egg shaped thingys down before letting them go in. Whole new meaning to surfs up with that last one.

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  5. I think I saw the male version of this with someone trying to lift a type of weights. It was on late night comedy tv and blurred but you could see his pain when the weight was too much.

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    1. didn't those guys lift buckets with their willies in American Pie?

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  6. Could there be a tug-o-war competition between two of these kung fu ladies?

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  7. Wow, talk about girl power! I wonder how many men have ended up in the hospital injured? :)

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  8. What? I was expecting from you to present us with minge heater or fur coat or something after that dicky sweater, not kagina pumping :) !

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  9. Oh. My. God. Well, that's one way to tighten things up all around.

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  10. I do weight lifting every time I step up to the urinal.
    Yeah...sigh...that's not true.

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