Monday, January 11, 2016

What a CRAPtacular Day!

Another CRAPtacular Christmas Crap PAR-TAY is in the books baby! This marks the 11th year I have hosted this CRAPtastic event where you bring the crappiest gift you received all year and we exchange white elephant style. While some of the items really are hideous, it is true that one person's trash is another person's treasure. And one thang is for damn sure, there is SO much laughter hearing all the CRAPilicious ways in which people receive their crap, that this party will live on for many more years.
This year I got creative and wrote on the glasses.  Each one had a holiday theme which could be misconstrued as inappropriate such as: Ho; Nutcracker; Big Balls; Santa's Sack etc.
Ry Guy and I waiting for the guests to arrive. I found the crapping Santa shirt while cleaning out my deceased parents' drawers a few months ago.
A beautiful wreath.
My friend Joelle modeling the fabulous Santa Snuggie. I had to steal that treasure from another bitch, but that sucker is now mine baby!
This is my favorite photo! How funny is my friend Robin's face as she sits on the new vibrating pillow.
The cream of the crap!
So, I didn't just find the crapping Santa shirt when I was cleaning out my parents' drawers. Yep, I found three magazines of 60's vintage hippie porn. The poor woman who opened that CRAPtacular gift looked a bit shell shocked.
The after party crowd.

38 comments:

  1. Brilliant idea!
    I think I would've been scared for life finding those magazines.

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  2. Your Santa snuggle contraption is a real find! Since you put into the stash your parents old magazines, does this mean the "gifts" didn't have to be Christmas presents? It looks like everyone had fun.

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    1. That's right. You can bring any crappy gift you received anywhere, anytime.

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  3. Oh my gosh. I didn't want to look but I couldn't help myself. Sounds like a fun time. I'm already trying to think of what gift I would exchange.

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  4. This is such a cool party! Santa Snuggie! Awesome. And the hippie porn...bahahaha... What has been seen cannot be unseen :)

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    1. The Snuggie rocks. Do you even believe that hippie porn?

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  5. lmao those magazines are scary. Never even knew there was a vibrating pillow haha

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    1. Apparently the vibrating pillow is a best seller.

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  6. Wow, someone stole that dude's willy.
    Must not have been a yule log.

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    1. I think his willy is just hiding in that big ol' bush.

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  7. That sounds like a blast. We'd usually just have Friendsmas. No terrible gifts, though. Also, that guy looks WAY too happy to have an innie over an outie.

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    1. I'm thinking mushrooms and LSD are responsible for those happy faces.

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  8. No bad gifts this year...
    But we do have one of those vibrating pillows somewhere that someone gave us some years back. No one has ever thought to sit on it, though.

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  9. One would expect that pornographic material would be arousing.
    I love that your parents had a similarly weird and fun sense of humor, and that you found that shirt in their drawers, along with the porn.
    I'm missing out. If the home nextdoor to you ever becomes available, keep me posted. Smiles.

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    1. I definitely inherited the weird sense of humor from my Dad. The porn is pretty perverted but we all have our secrets. Come on down anytime girl.

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  10. One would expect that pornographic material would be arousing.
    I love that your parents had a similarly weird and fun sense of humor, and that you found that shirt in their drawers, along with the porn.
    I'm missing out. If the home nextdoor to you ever becomes available, keep me posted. Smiles.

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  11. If you ever meet a romance novel writer just mention a story idea of a woman who seduces a man and calls him up to the room wearing nothing but...

    a santa snuggie

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  12. Vintage porn? Such exquisite delight :)

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  13. Oh the fun that can be had with bad gifts....

    I wonder if that guy ever found his needle in the haystack?

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    1. With all of the drugs in his system, I'm sure it was a daily challenge.

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  14. That is hysterical and a great idea!! It's true that some gifts make you think wtf!! Hahaha I'd want the Santa snuggie too.

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    1. Everyone says it's their favorite party of the year.

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  15. Sounds like a really good idea.

    We play this game called secret santa, where by random allotment every person becomes a secret santa for one person in the group and then we get gifts for each other.

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  16. You Craptastic party is a brilliant concept. Congrats on getting the Santa snuggie. WOW! 60's porn is disturbing. Love the pictures!!!

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  17. If I ever get any crappy gift and forget to throw it away I will send it to you. Unless it's porn, because I'll keep that.

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