Another CRAPtacular Christmas Crap PAR-TAY is in the books baby! This marks the 11th year I have hosted this CRAPtastic event where you bring the crappiest gift you received all year and we exchange white elephant style. While some of the items really are hideous, it is true that one person's trash is another person's treasure. And one thang is for damn sure, there is SO much laughter hearing all the CRAPilicious ways in which people receive their crap, that this party will live on for many more years.
This year I got creative and wrote on the glasses. Each one had a holiday theme which could be misconstrued as inappropriate such as: Ho; Nutcracker; Big Balls; Santa's Sack etc.
Ry Guy and I waiting for the guests to arrive. I found the crapping Santa shirt while cleaning out my deceased parents' drawers a few months ago.
A beautiful wreath.
My friend Joelle modeling the fabulous Santa Snuggie. I had to steal that treasure from another bitch, but that sucker is now mine baby!
This is my favorite photo! How funny is my friend Robin's face as she sits on the new vibrating pillow.
The cream of the crap!
So, I didn't just find the crapping Santa shirt when I was cleaning out my parents' drawers. Yep, I found three magazines of 60's vintage hippie porn. The poor woman who opened that CRAPtacular gift looked a bit shell shocked.
The after party crowd.