Welcome to another edition of Wacky Wednesday folks. As we approach Valentine's Day, I think we can all agree that the guys usually get the shaft on this holiday. The poor dudes shell out the big bucks for roses, candy, dinnah, lingerie, jewelry etc. to make us chicks feel like the belle of the ball, while we are hard pressed just to buy them a card. I think the root of the problem is that no one evah had the balls to include males in this traditionally female centered romantic holiday. Until now.......
Ladies, if you want your man to dress to impress why not make a ballsy move and buy him the new penis tux?
Granted, not every Tom, Dick and Harry can pull off this deBONEaire style, but it's sure not a hard sell at a mere $29.95. Plus, it's one size fits all that stays in place around the shaft with the help of a comfortable band. So ladies, this Valentine's Day don't make the guys try so hard. Go ahead and hit one outta the ball park.