Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Dress to Impress

Welcome to another edition of Wacky Wednesday folks. As we approach Valentine's Day, I think we can all agree that the guys usually get the shaft on this holiday. The poor dudes shell out the big bucks for roses, candy, dinnah, lingerie, jewelry etc. to make us chicks feel like the belle of the ball, while we are hard pressed just to buy them a card. I think the root of the problem is that no one evah had the balls to include males in this traditionally female centered romantic holiday. Until now.......

Ladies, if you want your man to dress to impress why not make a ballsy move and buy him the new penis tux?
Granted, not every Tom, Dick and Harry can pull off this deBONEaire style, but it's sure not a hard sell at a mere $29.95. Plus, it's one size fits all that stays in place around the shaft with the help of a comfortable band. So ladies, this Valentine's Day don't make the guys try so hard. Go ahead and hit one outta the ball park.


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28 comments:

  1. I'll let my wife know that I'm happy without the tux. She doesn't even have to get a card...

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    1. I'm shocked. I thought for sure you would be sportin' this look.

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  2. Lol!!!!!!!! Where do you find these things??? That sounds like the perfect gift.

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    1. I know right? Weirdos like me read the Huffington Post weird news.

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    2. I need to get into that...

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  3. do they have to be hand measured first?

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    1. Oooohhhh are you volunteering Dezzy? That would not be such a hard job.

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    1. Guess you won't be getting one this Valentine's Day ;)

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  5. Well, my wife has always wanted to see me in a tux...

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  6. I have a feeling it might be a rather stiff fit

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  7. Only to be topped by the Pecker Parka that I seen for sale in a gas station in the great white north. I think it was about $5

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    1. Hilarious and sad too. I was seeing a guy at the time that it would have fit. And no, it was not a One Size Fits Most. ;-)

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  8. There seems to be a market for everything. I think I will keep thinking about what to get my guy. Won't be a tux. Still your blog wins the prize for the best use of alternative words. You are always very clever.

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    1. Thank you so much. Don't think too hard or you will get your balls in an uproar.

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  9. How long did it take you to come up with deBONEaire? Hahaha! Nobody puns like you, Deb. :)

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  10. hopefully the bow tie doesn't get lost

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  11. I'm sure they're cutting into Hallmark's bottom line...

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  12. Geez, just a card would have been nice, but a tux for the talleywhacker would be awesome! Does it have a cute little cumberbun, too? Is it starched for stiffness?

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