WARNING: IF YOU ARE NOT FROM BRAZIL, YOU MAY FIND THE LANGUAGE IN THIS POST OFFENSIVE.
In the spirit of March Madness, I could not fuck around and miss out on telling y'all this fucked up story of a basketball player on the Medicine Hat College Rattlers team in Canada. The Brazilian athlete's name is Guilherme Carabagiale Fuck, but he goes by Gui Fuck (pronounced ghee-Foo-key) and he just wants the right to put his fucking surname on the back of his jersey. I mean Fuckin' A, how hard can that be?
In Brazil where he grew up his last name was never an issue, however, when he went to play basketball in Wyoming the coach said people may find his last name offensive so he was told to drop the F bomb and use his Italian middle name as his last name. Then when he transferred to Medicine Hat he got fucked again and he had to slap his middle name on the back of his jersey. All the fucktards from reporters to announcers don't want to talk about his accomplishments, but rather go fucking nuts over the spelling and pronunciation of his last name. I mean this dude averages 18 points per game, was named All-Canadian, and helped take his team to the Canadian Collegiate Athletic Association Championship but still the fuckwads focus on his name.
Plus ya gotta appreciate the dude's sense of humor. He says he wishes the attention was focused on basketball but he's just glad his name is out there:
Back in Brazil, people don’t call me Gui, they call me Fuck. Everybody—especially in the basketball world—they know me as Fuck. If they say: ‘Oh, do you know Gui?’… ‘Who?’ … ‘Oh, Fuck.’ … ‘Okay.’”
Finally the powers at be basically didn't give a flying fuck and Gui won the right to put his real last name on his jersey. Gui's coach said it became apparent that his last name was very important to him. He wants to have kids and spread the Fuck last name. Whoo Wee, he's sure gonna get him some sympathy fucks over this attention huh?
So now that Mr. Fuck has won the right to wear his name on his jersey, if some fucker gives him any shit, I say he rips off his jersey and sports this t-shirt underneath:
P.S. Thanks to an old blogging friend for seeing this story and thinking my warped mind could do somethin' with it!