The modern day sporty royals like to play by their own rules.
They got no problem puttin' on a harness and showin' off the family jewels.
Hell with a package like that I would repel down a wall too.
Prince Willy's got 'em a built in strap on if the rope won't do.
And how about the prim and proper Duchess Kate?
There is nuthin' about her highness you can hate.
Even with her vajayjay full on show.
The bitch is not even sportin' camel toe!