Monday, November 30, 2015

The New Sporty Royals

The modern day sporty royals like to play by their own rules.
They got no problem puttin' on a harness and showin' off the family jewels.
Hell with a package like that I would repel down a wall too.
Prince Willy's got 'em a built in strap on if the rope won't do.
And how about the prim and proper Duchess Kate?
There is nuthin' about her highness you can hate.
Even with her vajayjay full on show.
The bitch is not even sportin' camel toe!
 


28 comments:

  1. She does have some teeth on her though!

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  2. True. Like my Daddy used to say, "she would give an ear of corn hell".

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  3. Taking sportiness to new heights it seems.

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  4. She must be wearing a camel toe protector! and he looks like some royal hot air!

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    1. I was thinking the same thing David. In those tight pants, with a harness showing off Miss Lucy in all her glory, how can anyone not be sporting camel toe? There must be a royal camel toe protector for sure!

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  5. Young and energetic...and maybe not as stuffy as the older generation!

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  6. Their gift to all this holiday season? Watch out, they may come after you for camel toe treason

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  7. You write perfectly about these photos - exactly what I'm thinking. Well, actually, you're more kind. Kate's lack of camel toe is impressive. As for the Prince, I think it's a pathetic attempt at enhancement.

    Have a great week, JKIR.

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  8. Too funny!! I do love the princess also...especially her hair!

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    1. I wonder if she's hairless elsewhere? I'm thinking so considering that pic.

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    2. LMAO Of course she is. I wouldn't picture her any other way... hahaha

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  9. did Willy did a peepee..look at his left leg

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    1. Either that or he got so excited from seeing Kate's arse rappelling down the wall that he shot a wad.

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  10. Speculating about the Royal Genitals is my kind of fun! Maybe a codpiece would be in order for the Prince and a clampiece for the Princess.

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  11. I could only imagine Charles or the Queen doing something like that

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    1. The Queen maybe, but Chucky boy, no. The Queen used to be in the motorpool in the military during WWII and has worked on cars.

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  12. Bloody Hell! It looks like he's gone and pissed himself. LOL

    Sad too when you consider the green rail on his right makes it look like they're not even on a Real mountain to be repelling down. Anybody in a decent pair of trainers could do that, with or without the gear and a rope.

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  13. Her vajayjay... I hadn't even noticed... ahem. So, no camel toe huh?

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  14. Meanwhile, that helmet does a masterful job of disguising his hideously disfigured and balding head.

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