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Monday, October 19, 2015
Return of the Valley Girl
So like this weekend Uncle Jeffy and I totally went to visit our son at college. On the second leg of our trip we like had the misfortune of sitting directly in front of two chicks on the airplane who totally were hell bent on bringing back the dreaded valley girls of the 80's. If you are of like a certain age, you totally know the rad lingo, you seriously know the gnarly accent, and you can fer sure like totally picture the excellent fashion of the 80's. I mean, O, My God, these girls did not like seriously stop talking the entire 75 minute flight. They were like going to be bridesmaids in a friend's wedding which was like seriously going to be so much fun, but this was like the tenth wedding they have been in in like the past two years, and like it is getting like seriously expensive. And O, My God, can you like totally even believe Jason is going to be there after what he even did to Amanda? Just shut up! I mean seriously.
Well folks, I learned a few traveling tips this weekend:
1. Always pack a good set of earphones on your carry on luggage;
2. Sometimes the outrageous price of in flight cocktails suddenly seems worth every penny; and
3. The saying "always a bridesmaid but never a bride" like totally makes sense, 'cause who the fuck would marry that!