Wednesday, October 7, 2015

Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend

Welcome to another edition of Wacky Wednesday folks, and today's wacky story out of Bangkok might be a little hard to swallow. Apparently 39 year old Jiang Xulian, and a Chinese man were arrested at Bangkok's airport ready to rock and roll their way out of Thailand. Police had rock solid surveillance evidence of the couple stealing a 6 carat diamond at a jewelry fair.
Disclaimer: This is not Ms. Xulian. It's just some random Asian chick I found on Google Images holding a big ass diamond.
 
The couple initially denied involvement, but when an x-ray showed the diamond in the woman's intestine, she was between a rock and a hard place and she confessed. When laxatives failed to make her eat and run, she had to swallow her pride and submit to a colonoscopy so doctors could remove the object. Yeppers, that gives black diamond a whole new meaning! 
 
It's a tough pill to swallow, but if convicted the couple face up to three years in the slammer. Good news is that I hear if she uses her time wisely she can git 'er some rock hard abs and be a real diamond in the rough!
 
 
Story: Here

20 comments:

  1. Lol well, at least she took one for the team. I have something to say about being able to swallow that...but I'll keep it in my brain. Hahaha

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  2. I don't know if I'd want the diamond back after knowing where it's been.

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  3. Dang i struggle swallowing a large pill. I could have never done that!

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    1. I know right. She must have practice, lots of practice. But we won't go there.

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  4. That's what you call a diamond in the rough, or in a rough spot lol

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    1. Maybe she should switch to pearls? A pearl necklace perhaps? LOL

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  5. Well, hey if laxatives don't work, what can ya' do?

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  6. so you is saying she is pooping diamonds?

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  7. Asian women pooping diamonds is right up there with geese laying golden eggs. You are a gem to come up with this entertainment.

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  8. I guess diamonds are no longer this girl's best friend after that colonoscopy :)

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  9. This is just so utterly disgusting. Who wants that diamond? Ewwww!
    Your jokes are great, by the way.

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  10. who would want that diamond now?

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  11. I don't know if it would be any worse if she had stuffed it up in her cooter. Either way, Ewwww.

    Love your commentary as always!

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