Disclaimer: This is not Ms. Xulian. It's just some random Asian chick I found on Google Images holding a big ass diamond.
The couple initially denied involvement, but when an x-ray showed the diamond in the woman's intestine, she was between a rock and a hard place and she confessed. When laxatives failed to make her eat and run, she had to swallow her pride and submit to a colonoscopy so doctors could remove the object. Yeppers, that gives black diamond a whole new meaning!
It's a tough pill to swallow, but if convicted the couple face up to three years in the slammer. Good news is that I hear if she uses her time wisely she can git 'er some rock hard abs and be a real diamond in the rough!