Monday, October 26, 2015

Bottoms Up!

Calling all winos: a new study suggests that drinking wine at bedtime can help you lose weight. Cheers to that folks! Sure there's that fine print that moderation is the key, blah, blah, blah, and that you must replace your after dinner snacks with a couple glasses of wine, rather than adding the libation to your established snacking routine. But, researchers at Harvard University, YES, HAHVAHD, found that women who drank two glasses of wine daily reduced their risk of obesity. Hey, if itsth good enoufth for folkth at Hahvardth then itsth good enoufth for thith little ol' red necth. Tho pour yourthelf some winth tonite before bedth and watch the poundth melths away.



Thank you Sara for validating my nightly wine consumption.

Study: Here

62 comments:

  1. Some people really don't need to hear that...

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  2. But what about us men? I want to drink two glasses of wine before bed but I also want to make sure I can justify it.

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    1. Oh I'm sure if the study was done on us women folk, it definitely crosses over to men who can drop el bees without really trying.

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  3. lol validated at last. Now you just need on study on how pimple popping helps hand eye coordination.

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  4. So the more you drink and shrink your liver, the more weight we can lose?

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  5. If two is good then five or six must be better, right?

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  6. Hmm... I'd like to see the data on that.
    And I bet they're only talking about red wine.

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    1. Actually the article did include white wine, but it said that red wine has been shown to help burn fat.

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  7. I'd like to have seen that intellectual brainstorm in action: a bunch of alcoholic Ivy Leaguers deciding to validate their lifestyle thru "scientific field research." It doesn't even take a high school education to realize that if you substitute one glass of wine for five rounds through the aisles at Home Town Buffet, you will lose weight. But cheers to another earth-shattering revelation from the world's finest institution.

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    1. Hahaha yea those Ivy leaguers ain't sittin' around chowin' on ring dings and ho ho's that's fer sure.

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  8. Lol I did this last night, yet I feel heavier. Lmao

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  9. they didn't say which size of glass to use!

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  10. well it's made from grapes. They're healthy.

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  11. Happy to know about it. Let me try it out!

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