This made me fall off my broomstick laughing.
Wednesday, October 28, 2015
Monday, October 26, 2015
Thank you Sara for validating my nightly wine consumption.
Friday, October 23, 2015
Monday, October 19, 2015
Well folks, I learned a few traveling tips this weekend:
1. Always pack a good set of earphones on your carry on luggage;
2. Sometimes the outrageous price of in flight cocktails suddenly seems worth every penny; and
3. The saying "always a bridesmaid but never a bride" like totally makes sense, 'cause who the fuck would marry that!
Friday, October 9, 2015
Wednesday, October 7, 2015
Welcome to another edition of Wacky Wednesday folks, and today's wacky story out of Bangkok might be a little hard to swallow. Apparently 39 year old Jiang Xulian, and a Chinese man were arrested at Bangkok's airport ready to rock and roll their way out of Thailand. Police had rock solid surveillance evidence of the couple stealing a 6 carat diamond at a jewelry fair.
Disclaimer: This is not Ms. Xulian. It's just some random Asian chick I found on Google Images holding a big ass diamond.
The couple initially denied involvement, but when an x-ray showed the diamond in the woman's intestine, she was between a rock and a hard place and she confessed. When laxatives failed to make her eat and run, she had to swallow her pride and submit to a colonoscopy so doctors could remove the object. Yeppers, that gives black diamond a whole new meaning!
It's a tough pill to swallow, but if convicted the couple face up to three years in the slammer. Good news is that I hear if she uses her time wisely she can git 'er some rock hard abs and be a real diamond in the rough!
Monday, October 5, 2015
October is here and now it is officially time to start thinking about what to wear for Halloween. If you don't want to spend a lot of money on a costume you will likely only wear one time, here are some creative DIY ideas for you to make at home:
Twitter bird. #tweettweet #ItoughtItawapuddytat Oh wait, that's @tweety bird. I still don't understand Twitter.
These chicks look much more tame than the real Taco Hell sauces they represent.
ET phone home!
Spaghetti and meatballs anyone?
Special order your favorite latte.
A bolt of lightening is very, very frightening!
Plug it up.
The Spice Girls.
A newborn Italian footlong.