Monday, September 21, 2015

The Witch is In

I know it's not technically fall.
But I had somethin' stuck in my craw.
Time to break out the old, the new, and somethin' scary too.
I had to turn this joint into a spooktacular witch's brew!
This gears me up for the entire holiday season.
Starting with Halloween is the main reason.
I just love those little ghosts and gouls.
This time of year really rules!
Uncle Jeffy will only allow me to "junk up" the inside for now.
'Cause he's afraid the neighbors will have a cow.
But come Oct. 1st I will give a rebel yell.
That's when the outside becomes tacky as hell!
 
 

42 comments:

  1. I like the witch legs around the fireplace. You'll have to show us just how tacky you get outside!

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    1. Uncle Jeffy draws the line at blow ups :( but I do the best I can otherwise.

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  2. those legs beside the fireplace are highlarious :)

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    1. PS I thought we would be trashing EMMY red carpet here today :) I decided not to do a fashion report at my place this year since they all looked so ugly my eyes still hurt!

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    2. Dang I forgot all about the Emmys until I turned on The Today show this morning.

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    3. I thought you'd be uber inspired :) I've never seen so much ridiculous ugliness at one place... a celebrity even came to the red carpet in plastic Crocs! I swear!

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  3. Tacky away all you want, girl! Halloween is the best. I love all your fun decorations, especially those legs!

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  4. Love the decorations! Can't wait to see what you do with the outside. If people can put up Christmas decorations the day after Halloween then dammit, I can put up my Halloween decorations in September. I've already got most of mine out. Half because I love Halloween, and half because it pisses the HOA off. All around a win-win situation.

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    1. Oh, I love that spooktacular attitude! No Christmas décor for me until the day after Thanksgiving.

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  5. Girl, you know I love all those decorations!! I got started a little over the weekend but I don't have a tenth of what will be going up. Cant wait!

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  6. There's nothing wrong with starting the holiday season a little early. I've been ITCHING to get started but I'm making myself waiting until at least Wednesday. lol

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  7. haha ding dong the witch is dead, with those legs. Go all tacky on the outside, screw the neighbors lol

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    1. I love to sing that ding dong, witch is dead song.

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  8. Isn't that the whole point of Halloween? To scare your neighbors away?

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  9. Oh please? Doesn't matter when you decorate, it's all good fun. We start at the beginning of August. It's not a holiday here, it's a full flippin' season.

    Love it!

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    1. Thanks. Life is too dang short, not to be silly and have fun.

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  10. it's my 2nd favorite holiday, I just hate that we don't get no trick or treaters, we have to go to my brother's house for that

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  11. You're fun, and your poems are always fun. Please take photos of the tacky outside too, and of a neighbor (or better yet, Uncle Jeffy) having a cow. Love it.

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  12. lol, I love the witches legs around the fire place
    -Stevie

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  13. We're Spring here in Aus and don't really celebrate Halloween.

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  14. Halloween already--wonder if there is any candy corn hiding in my house...

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  15. Tacky my ass, your decor has a lot of class!
    ^ would you look at that! I CAN rhyme! And that wasn't even on purpose!

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