Martha Weizman and Matthew Caleda too stuck up to talk to reporters.
Lawd folks, when my friend David sent me this news story about Martha Weizman and Matthew Caleda of Syracuse being stuck in love I just had to share with y'all. According to a super sleuth, the couple had to call emergency services after accidentally mistaking a tube of industrial super glue for sexual lubricant. Although paramedics tried to cover them with blankets, they were nekkid and afraid and stuck together in a super explicit sexual position. The ambulance passed right on by Jiffy Lube on the way to St. Joseph's Hospital Health Center, and luckily was not stuck in a traffic jam.
The people in the waiting room were super skeptical of the couple's deviant behavior and one 83 year old woman called them a bunch of perverted exhibitionists. Good news though, the surgeon played superman and after a three hour delicate surgery, the duo can no longer say, "I'm stuck in the middle with you". Thank Gawd, the poor couple did not need to be sent to the glue factory.
The moral of the story here folks is to throw away your tubes of super glue and buy yourself a glue gun. There ain't no mistaken that sucker! In New York alone this sticky situation has happened to 27 couples since 2013. Otherwise, you might find yourself with this catchy little tune stuck in your head: