Since I'm a week late on my signature redneck red carpet recap of the Emmy awards, I'm gonna shake thangs up for y'all this time. As I sat down and opened up the
bible, er People magazine, imagine my glee when their inside cover was the "standout styles" of the evening. So, I thought I would have me a little bit of fun. I immediately covered up the faces and asked Uncle Jeffy which dress he liked the best. He pointed to the frumpy disco ball. This, coming from a man who wears cargo shorts like a teenager, and still prefers 80's acid washed jeans if I don't throw them away. Uh yea, I'm not even considering his opinion valid.
Hands down my choice was the royal blue and I thought to myself, "Damn, what a rockin' hot body that chick has and she has the confidence to wear those sexy cut outs". The final decision went to 15 year old Ry Guy who was in the middle of a serious video game. He put the video controller down for 15 seconds and said, "I like the blue one". That's my boy!
Then we revealed the faces. Yeppers, our winnah was transgender Laverne Cox! Rock on sista!
Who is your red carpet winnah?