Monday, September 28, 2015

Redneck Red Carpet Recap

Since I'm a week late on my signature redneck red carpet recap of the Emmy awards, I'm gonna shake thangs up for y'all this time. As I sat down and opened up the bible, er People magazine, imagine my glee when their inside cover was the "standout styles" of the evening. So, I thought I would have me a little bit of fun. I immediately covered up the faces and asked Uncle Jeffy which dress he liked the best. He pointed to the frumpy disco ball. This, coming from a man who wears cargo shorts like a teenager, and still prefers 80's acid washed jeans if I don't throw them away.  Uh yea, I'm not even considering his opinion valid.
 
Hands down my choice was the royal blue and I thought to myself, "Damn, what a rockin' hot body that chick has and she has the confidence to wear those sexy cut outs". The final decision went to 15 year old Ry Guy who was in the middle of a serious video game. He put the video controller down for 15 seconds and said, "I like the blue one". That's my boy!
 
Then we revealed the faces. Yeppers, our winnah was transgender Laverne Cox! Rock on sista!
 
Who is your red carpet winnah? 

27 comments:

  1. Not really into fashion...
    Not crazy about any of them. Maybe the first one might look good on my wife.

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    1. Awe, look at you thinking of your wife. How sweet!

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  2. Not sure what I'd pick for the best, but the worst is that grey one. Looks like some chain thingy knights wore with their armor.

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    1. Hahaha love your description. I think that's the one Uncle Jeffy liked the best.

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  3. I like how Lady Gaga's says "modern". It's like she threw a black bedsheet over her shoulder and was pretending to make a toga out of it. I don't think that's very modern. I did that plenty when I was a kid.

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    1. First of all I didn't even know that was Lady Gaga. I had to do a double take.

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  4. I'm just surprised Lady Gaga wore something "normal"

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    1. She might have worn "normal" but she's far from normal.

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  5. Lady Gaga's gown was actually more stunning from behind because it has naked back... she was the true queen. I think somebody came in a caramel brown burgundy sparkly gown... ah, yes, Lena Headey... I think I liked her best

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    1. I still can't believe I forgot about the live red carpet and I missed the guy in the crocs!

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    2. yes, Alan Cummings... still haunting me in nightmares :)

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  6. I tried wearing sexy cut-outs, but they made me leave Home Depot.

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  7. I liked the retro look that Emma Roberts wore. Very pretty and classic.

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  8. I don't think any of those are standouts, there were much better selections.

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  9. Guess which one I prefer.... I may be biased in more than one way....

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  10. I'm also not sure what I like best but the worst (in my oh so humble opinion) is 3-D sparkle. And Lady Gaga's modern comes in second...for worst.

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  11. That's awesome to see that Laverne shames the other women by a long-shot. I agree. Her dress and body stand out. The others look bland and flat and lost in the scuffle. Go, Laverne!

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