Monday, August 3, 2015
This ain't all smoke and mirrors folks, 'cause Hoggert says Bigfoot is very sweet and caring and brings her flowers and mushrooms. The only downside is that he doesn't speak English. So, she nipped it in the bud and taught him how to say her name. Now don't take a pot shot at the poor guy for mispronouncing it "Nunnnsay". At least he's putting his best foot forward.
The couple are trying to get preggers, but currently no luck. Hoggert is going to put her foot down once she gets knocked up 'cause she wants to live a quiet, domesticated life in her house makin' food in her new crock pot. Even though Bigfoot loves living in the forest, she can no longer foot the bill to commute three hours to be with her man. They are gonna set up a joint bank account, listen to the Doobie Brothers, and be best buds for life.
Of course where there's smoke, there's fire right? Since marijuana is legal now in Washington State, Hoggert says she has no source of income. Instead, she wants to stir the pot and capitalize off her boyfriend's fame by selling his pictures and samples of his fur on a website she plans to set up. There's just got to be a pot-o-gold in that plan!
I have every confidence this relationship is gonna grow like a weed. It would be a total buzz kill to think otherwise. I mean seriously, can you imagine after the smoke clears from a breakup and dealin' with joint custody of a half human, half Bigfoot baby? Lawd, that would just get my nose outta joint!