Monday, July 6, 2015
Rolling Stones Review
Now the warm up act was a local yocal North Cackalacky band called the Avett Brothers who have quite a following in these here parts. Our plan was to skip the warm up 'cause that style of music just ain't our cup of tea. When we got to our seats, the banjo playin' brothers were still jammin' and only about 1/3 of the stadium was filled. Despite the fact that I would rather stick my head in a pail of vomit than listen to country music, I also rarely feel sorry for anybody, but I'm tellin' ya folks, I actually felt sorry for those country crooners. Very few people were payin' attention to them, and in a place that seats 60,000 only about 100 people were applauding. So, I clapped and even gave a hearty Whoop Whoop. Sure it was a pity clap, but it was a clap nonetheless. I'm gettin' soft in my old age.