It's Wacky Wednesday time and today I'm posing simple questions to you dedicated readers on two news stories that have been plastered just 'bout everywhere. First we have this lovey young lass from Georgia who assaulted her boyfriend 'cause he refused to have sex with her:
Because she was upset over not gettin' any, she went out drinkin' and came home and told her boyfriend "she fucked everyone else because he would not fuck her". Then she proceeded to assault him and her mother and threatened to kill the cops with a baby stroller. I'm tellin' ya folks female hormones be ragin'. In the boyfriend's defense, he did tell the cops that he had already "self-pleasured" himself earlier in the day and had "no more gas in the tank". Despite her obvious meth mouth, my question is very simple. Why wouldn't he have sex with her? I thought all dudes without a medical problem were just ready to bang it out anytime. Help me out here gentlemen.
Then we have Jared, the famous Subway spokesman, whose home was just raided on suspicion of child porn. You remember this guy who lost like 200 el bees from eatin' Subway subs and walking. The feds previously arrested the executive director of his foundation to combat childhood obesity on kiddie porn charges, but they were at Jared's house yesterday taking electronics out of his home. Even Subway is keepin' a footlong distance from Jared by suspending their partnership pending the investigation. Dang, could the king of the 6 inch have visions of putting his salami in a young bun? What do you think?
Story: Here and Here