How wacky is this in the good ol' USA?
Every day is National somethin' or other day.
Just go to www.daysoftheyear.com and peruse yourself.
Hell, I bet there's even a day for that Elf on a Shelf.
Some days there are 5 things or more.
National somethin' somethin' day galore!
Today we honor hammocks and penuche fudge, whatever that is.
Yesterday was junk food like chips, pretzels and cheese whiz.
Food seems to be the most common on the slate.
Cause we Americans love to fill our plate!
We have hot dogs, tortes, and deviled eggs for you.
Hoagies, chocolate shakes and lollipops too.
Of course there's the oddities we celebrate as well.
Some of these days have got to be just swell!
The mad hatter, fight procrastination, and the teddy bear,
The lazy moms, hug a vegetarian, and something gaudy to wear.
Who comes up with this crazy shit?
I seriously want in on it.
What's better than wearin' a party hat and tootin' your horn?
All to dedicate the day to a can of creamed corn!
So find your fave and throw a PAR-TAY.
And have a Happy National Somethin' Day!