Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Happy National Somethin' Day!


How wacky is this in the good ol' USA?
Every day is National somethin' or other day.
Just go to www.daysoftheyear.com and peruse yourself.
Hell, I bet there's even a day for that Elf on a Shelf.
Some days there are 5 things or more.
National somethin' somethin' day galore!
Today we honor hammocks and penuche fudge, whatever that is.
Yesterday was junk food like chips, pretzels and cheese whiz.
Food seems to be the most common on the slate.
Cause we Americans love to fill our plate!
We have hot dogs, tortes, and deviled eggs for you.
 Hoagies, chocolate shakes and lollipops too. 
Of course there's the oddities we celebrate as well.
Some of these days have got to be just swell!
The mad hatter, fight procrastination, and the teddy bear,
 The lazy moms, hug a vegetarian, and something gaudy to wear.
Who comes up with this crazy shit?
I seriously want in on it.
What's better than wearin' a party hat and tootin' your horn?
All to dedicate the day to a can of creamed corn!
So find your fave and throw a PAR-TAY.
And have a Happy National Somethin' Day!
 
 
 

24 comments:

  1. Any reason to celebrate I guess. Although most of the 'National' days are just plain goofy. And I don't mean the dog.

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    1. I'm sure there is a day to celebrate Goofy and all the rest of the Disney gang.

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  2. Funny you should mention this because today is Mark Means Day! I'll be accepting donations as well as accolades for any and all of my meager accomplishments. I hope you have a great Mark Means Day! :D

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    1. Congrats on being Mark and having the Means to get out of bed every day and bring joy to others.

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  3. What is penuche fudge?? LOL That's awesome. I used to celebrate National Pig Day. :)

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    1. I imagine you did not eat bacon on National Pig day?

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  4. What? Creamed corn is getting its day and I don't even know what it is? :)
    People should celebrate DezzieDay too in wild Bacchus style parties :)

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    1. Here in America you either love creamed corn or hate it. You really need to google it. I would love to celebrate Dezzie Day because I know it would be a PAR-TAY of epic proportions!

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  5. I'd like to know who came up with that shit too. As most are nonsense. Like Barbie in a Blender day. Really? lol

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  6. Hey, what the heck. Each day should be celebrated, no?

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    1. Yes I suppose you are right, I just never knew toe jams had their own special day (kidding of course).

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  7. My favorites are Margarita Day and Taco Day and French toast day and....

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  8. Now we all have a good reason to party every day.

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  9. august 24th pluto demoted day LOL

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  10. Honoring the lazy moms? What Redneckin lazy-arse mom voted that one in?

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    1. I figure my lazy ass gets celebrated enough around here that I don't need a special day. Oh Hell, why not?

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  11. Some of the days, like Pancake Day, are fun, Or FREE Ice Cream Scoop Day.

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