How 'bout that American Pharoah?
He sure made a ton of dough!
The Derby, the Preakness, the Belmont; he won them all.
The other horses did surely fall.
History was made on Saturday night.
That horse crossed the finish line just right.
First triple crown winnah in 37 years.
His owner and trainer shed lots of tears.
Winning the triple crown is a most difficult feat.
One that certainly is hard to beat.
He doesn't have to race no more.
Sex will now be his basic chore.
Surely he will be put out on the stud farm.
Where mares will line up for his southern charm.
To be treated like a king.
All for his big ding a ling.
He can sire as many colts as his sperm will allow.
And the racing world will all take a bow.
Best thing is no child support will come his way.
Now that's a prize to surely make his day!