Goin' South

It's Wacky Wednesday time folks, and y'all know we as a society have been goin' south for many years by makin' that damn krazy ass Kardashian Klan famous for who knows what. And here I am writin' about 'em like I give a flying fig. But I gotta tell ya, when Kimye announced they were expecting a baby boy, I just never realized the true extent of Kim's intelligence. She might actually be Mensa. 

Seriously, just listen to Kim's rationalization as to why the little bugger's name will not be "South":

Kardashian didn't say what the couple will name their son. But it's pretty safe to assume it won't be 'South.'

"I don't think we'll go with another direction," she told the NPR's quiz show 'Wait wait ... don't tell me!' during an appearance earlier this month.

"I don't like South West," she said, "because that's like - you know, North will always, you know, be better."

"I mean, everyone keeps on saying South, and I think it's so stupid," she added.

 

It's fucking brilliant; "Go with another direction". That's it Kim! Veer off in a completely different direction and name the dude "Go". Then when the masses shout "Go West Young Man" at the little young'un he has every right to blame his fascination for becoming a fame whore on the moniker his parents gave him.

 

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