Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Goin' South

It's Wacky Wednesday time folks, and y'all know we as a society have been goin' south for many years by makin' that damn krazy ass Kardashian Klan famous for who knows what. And here I am writin' about 'em like I give a flying fig. But I gotta tell ya, when Kimye announced they were expecting a baby boy, I just never realized the true extent of Kim's intelligence. She might actually be Mensa. 
Seriously, just listen to Kim's rationalization as to why the little bugger's name will not be "South":

Kardashian didn't say what the couple will name their son. But it's pretty safe to assume it won't be 'South.'
"I don't think we'll go with another direction," she told the NPR's quiz show 'Wait wait ... don't tell me!' during an appearance earlier this month.
"I don't like South West," she said, "because that's like - you know, North will always, you know, be better."
"I mean, everyone keeps on saying South, and I think it's so stupid," she added.
 
It's fucking brilliant; "Go with another direction". That's it Kim! Veer off in a completely different direction and name the dude "Go". Then when the masses shout "Go West Young Man" at the little young'un he has every right to blame his fascination for becoming a fame whore on the moniker his parents gave him.
 
Story: Here





39 comments:

  1. Granted there are some non-brilliant people here, but the South is still a hundred IQ points ahead of her.
    Didn't Gwyneth Paltrow name her kid Apple? I wonder if she'll become a tech fame whore?

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    1. Hahaha that is awesome! I'm sure Apple is buying up all the stock she can right now and reading up on Steve Jobs.

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  2. I'm thinking if Southwest Airlines offered them 20 million for naming rights, they might sing a different tune. :/

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    1. Oh yes, and first class seats for life of course!

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  3. Morons like her should be sterilized. Monopoly may hold the umm Monopoly on Go though. At least when the kid acts out she could go directly to jail with no 200 dollar socks.

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    1. This Go will be born so rich he won't even need that play Monopoly money.

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  4. I have no idea why these people are so popular. I never follow the news about them but you can't seem to get away from it. It's everywhere. But some people are spared that pain. The best comment I ever heard was the one my husband made when we were watching TV and the Kardashian name was mentioned in some news story. He turned to me and said "Who the hell are the Kardashians?" This is one time where ignorance is truly bliss :) He has been spared; lucky him.

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    1. Your husband is a very lucky man indeed being spared the Kardashian Kurse!

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  5. LMAO!!! She really is dumbest thing alive. That's best reason ever to NOT choose that name.

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    1. The world will be watching to see what name The Einstein does choose though!

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  6. I'm sure it will be a stupid name. Kanye claims to be a genius though so we can expect something of greatness I'm sure.

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    1. Oh yes, Kanye the great, the proud non-reader of books. I'm sure the name will be something thought provoking.

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  7. It will be idiots like her that rule the world in the future as she pollutes the gene pool

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    1. Yep, two pollutants so far into the gene pool. Although she says three is her max.

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  8. Hmm...
    Well, blogger just ate my comment, so, without explanation, my suggestion is Shallow.
    Shallow West.

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  9. poor little Crapdashian will be born into such an unhealthy family... momma media whore, daddy who thinks he's a god, granpa who is grandma, grandma who's a pimp..... oh, my, Debs, do you think there's hope for South West?

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  10. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but if "South" is a stupid name, "North" is equally stupid. But it's a done deal and the poor kid will just have to live with it.

    I wouldn't be at all surprised if they went with "Go," since that seems to be right on their Logic Train.

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  11. Yeah, North is always better than South. I always turn around and go North when I'm headed any direction. North is the best direction ever! The others are just plain stupid. Yep, a Mensa Marvel!
    Thanks for the laughs.

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  12. "She might actually be Mensa." That is a scary freakin' thought. Turns my whole world upside down.

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