Wednesday, June 10, 2015

Gas Tax

Welcome to another edition of Wacky Wednesday folks. When my friend Kristen sent me this story I thought it was such a gas, that I just had to share it with y'all. So apparently three time All Pro Denver Bronco linebacker Von Miller can't just toot his own horn about his skills on the field. No sir, he also takes the prize for being fined the most for farting in the team meetings. Yeppers, the players actually get fined a gas tax for cuttin' the cheese.
Passing the football might be an awesome thang, but passing gas, not so much. The Broncos prefer a silent meeting, rather than a silent but deadly one. Mr. Miller justifies lettin' 'em rip by saying it's not healthy to hold it in and he does break wind more than the average person.

The whole thang sounds like a stinky situation and makes ya want to tell the powers at be to blow it out their ass! I mean seriously, they are obviously full of hot air. So I say if you're gonna get fined anyway, go on and play your butt tuba and make it a magnificent symphony:


Story: Here

14 comments:

  1. I would be pissed if I had to pay a fine for something you know everyone of them does.
    So crazy!!

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  2. That is hilarious, tooting his own horn!

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  3. lol damn, no one will fart around on that team any more. Maybe he got them going by farting and accidentally following through lol

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  4. If they need money that bad they must be running on fumes

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  5. It's true. That healthy cloud of smog that floats right over Denver? It's half weed, and half Von Miller's farts.

    We stay outside of the city.

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  6. Oh my. What a story!!! hahahaha Well, at a least a stinky story at that.

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  7. That's nuts, to pay a fine for farting.

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  8. I wouldn't want to be in that locker room...

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  9. A gas tax for cutting the cheese? Well, that just stinks!

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  10. I guess that would stop therm

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  11. When your nose hairs dissolve from someone's farts, yeah I can see the need for this.

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  12. Say what, say what? ... no, don't say it..

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  13. And here, I thought you were going to be suggesting we raise our gas tax (which gas is cheap) to keep it cheaper while also raising money for mass transient and fixing roads! Funny story and good writing!

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