It's Wacky Wednesday folks comin' to ya by rhyme.
The story of a woman who should be on the cover of Time.
She's a 65 year old granny who just gave birth.
To not just one, but quadruplets for what it's worth.
She already has 13 kids to 5 different men.
But her 9 year old begged her to do it all again.
In Germany the doctors were all doom and gloom.
It's illegal there to implant embryos in her womb.
So she went to the Ukraine one fine day.
Had fertility treatments and she was on her way.
This is definitely a debate of "can and should"
Dang, this lady is the little engine that could.
At her age most folks are ready to kick their young'uns out the door.
But she goes ahead and pushes out four more.
Her grandkids are older than the ones she just popped out.
Now that's somethin' not too many people can tout.
She has strength and stamina that's for sure.
And gonna need diapers and baby wipes galore!
What do you think you will be doin' at 65?
Hell, I doubt I'll even be alive!
I won't be birthin' no babies I can tell ya that!
'Cause for me the empty nester lifestyle is where it's at.
But to each his own is so very true.
May she enjoy pretty in pink and baby blue!