Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Baby Maker


It's Wacky Wednesday folks comin' to ya by rhyme.
The story of a woman who should be on the cover of Time.
She's a 65 year old granny who just gave birth.
To not just one, but quadruplets for what it's worth.
She already has 13 kids to 5 different men.
But her 9 year old begged her to do it all again.
In Germany the doctors were all doom and gloom.
It's illegal there to implant embryos in her womb.
So she went to the Ukraine one fine day.
Had fertility treatments and she was on her way.
This is definitely a debate of "can and should"
Dang, this lady is the little engine that could.
At her age most folks are ready to kick their young'uns out the door.
But she goes ahead and pushes out four more.
Her grandkids are older than the ones she just popped out.
Now that's somethin' not too many people can tout.
She has strength and stamina that's for sure.
And gonna need diapers and baby wipes galore!
What do you think you will be doin' at 65?
Hell, I doubt I'll even be alive!
I won't be birthin' no babies I can tell ya that!
'Cause for me the empty nester lifestyle is where it's at.
But to each his own is so very true.
May she enjoy pretty in pink and baby blue!
 
 
Story: Here


33 comments:

  1. Oh my gosh, she must love kids! At 65 I hope to be doing some traveling. I've got no issues with being an empty nester!

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    1. Right there with ya on the traveling and empty nester deal.

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  2. Damn, at 65 and having kids, I guess her 9 year old rules the house haha

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    1. I know right? Let a 9 year old dictate you having more kids makes tons of sense!

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  3. LOL! Wow, I'm not even sure if i want to do it again at age 26...let alone 65. Love the rap by the way. hahaha

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  4. I saw this on TV over the weekend. Its insane! Just because you can does not mean you should. I think its very selfish to have all these kids at an older age. Her kids will have to take care of her babies if something ever happened to her. Craziness!!

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  5. There's no consideration for the kid. What's it going to be like for the kid to have to always be saying, "No, that's my -mom-."

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    1. Yeppers, try explaining that a 70'ish year old woman is your Mom in elementary school.

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  6. I'll stick with you and the empty nest

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  7. She already has 13 kids to 5 different men... Well, as long as I'm not one of them....

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  8. You've really got a way with words!

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  9. Could she really not say "no" to a nine year old?

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    1. It's so much easier to say 'Yes" and have quadruplets.

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  10. reminds me of that horridly irritating serial birth giver from TLC who has 19 kids and is a religious fanatic.....

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    1. Oooohhh the Duggars who are now involved in their own scandal after one of their kids admitted to molesting girls when he was a teenager. Gotta love that!

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  11. Oh my good gosh, I wasn't even sure if this was real of not.

    WOW!

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    1. Amazing. Though I don't understand the part about having another baby, just because her kid wanted her too. That bit confuses me.

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  12. It's sick and twisted if you ask me
    She'll be paying for lots of weddings at age 93
    And at 100, loads of divorces for them
    Then at 110, she'll be a grandma and great grandma
    All over again.

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  13. Oh, she was IMPLANTED (meaning, she didn't do the horizontal mambo).
    Otherwise, that'd be just creepy.
    :-P

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  14. Wonderful rhyme. I can't image cause I am not going to be an empty nester until I am in my 60s! I ain't ready to start over. btw, I grew up in the ILM area.

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