Wednesday, April 8, 2015

Kung Fu Panda

It's Wacky Wednesday time folks and what's wackier than watchin' a couple of giant pandas goin' at it? Here is the stud Lu Lu, who has just been nicknamed "enduring brother" for setting new records in the sex department.
So researchers say normal panda sex lasts 1 minute and 20 seconds. Let's hear it for normal. WHOOP WHOOP!!!! But last week that show off  had to go and set a new benchmark with his partner Zhen Zhen with a session lasting 7 minutes and 45 seconds. DAYUM!!
But that dude was obviously not in his zen 'cause then he goes and hooks up with another chick named Xi Mei for a whopping 18 minutes and 3 seconds. If you are a real perv you can watch the coverage right Here. Lawd, who wants almost 20 minutes of full on sex? Poor Xi Mei probably got a nasty UTI after all that action.
Forget about that enduring brother nickname. I'm renamin' this Panda, Poundya for poundin' the shit outta these females.
And, he's finally found his zen!



Story: Here

22 comments:

  1. Oh my gosh...hahahahaha! This will be the most 'interesting' post of the day :)

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  2. That last picture of him smiling!! So funny. I remember hearing a little something about this on the news but certainly not as detailed as this. Awesome!! Hey- he's just doing his part to keep Pandas from going extinct. He's kinda a hero now. LOL

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  3. "Enduring Panda"?
    Brother probably just had too much to drink.
    Hey, it happens.
    Or so I heard.

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  4. Lmao!! At least he found his zen in the end...

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  5. Deb.. you are too much. That last picture killed me. What a face on that Poundya!! LOL

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  6. lol he's making sure pandas live on and on and on.

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  7. and everyone rejoices for the new baby panda soon to come, so they can make money off the zoo they send it to.

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  8. Dang, 18+ mins? And they didn't fall asleep afterwards? Xi Mei and LuLu are making us humans look bad.

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  9. he's the main news around the globe!

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