So researchers say normal panda sex lasts 1 minute and 20 seconds. Let's hear it for normal. WHOOP WHOOP!!!! But last week that show off had to go and set a new benchmark with his partner Zhen Zhen with a session lasting 7 minutes and 45 seconds. DAYUM!!
But that dude was obviously not in his zen 'cause then he goes and hooks up with another chick named Xi Mei for a whopping 18 minutes and 3 seconds. If you are a real perv you can watch the coverage right Here. Lawd, who wants almost 20 minutes of full on sex? Poor Xi Mei probably got a nasty UTI after all that action.Forget about that enduring brother nickname. I'm renamin' this Panda, Poundya for poundin' the shit outta these females.
And, he's finally found his zen!