Monday, April 13, 2015
Head of the Class
Sadly, the silicone injections provide no physical pleasure and actually make sex more difficult. Mr. Dick for Brains can not even get a normal erection because of all the silicone, but he does streeeeeeetch his imagination and become more creative in the bedroom. Lawd, sure hope he nevah gets blue balls 'cause that would be one for the history books!
So I was thinkin' if this heavy weight ever got the shaft and his balls were to the wall, could he use his dipstick to his advantage? And dang, the possibilities are endless. He has his own built in kickstand when riding a bike, his own anchor while out boating, his own bat for a pick up game of baseball, his own croquet mallet for a garden party, his own 10 pound bowling ball, his own nutcracker at Christmas and his own sledgehammer. Now that's a ball breaker!