Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Go for the Gold

It's Wacky Wednesday folks and I know it's that time of the year where most of you are trainin' like an Olympian to fit into your bikinis and speedos in a few sort months. But you do that every year right? Why not break outta the mold and start trainin' for somethin' a little bit out of the ordinary? Here are a few ideas for ya that ya might wanna consider. Start trainin' now and Go for the Gold!
The Story Bridge Hotel hosts cock roach racing every year on Australia day. Good luck mates!
The Olympics of nails has normal to extreme categories. Why be normal when you can go to extreme lengths?
For all of you ZZ Top fans there's the World Beard and Mustache Championships.
If ya got a toe fetish, go for the world toe wrestling championship.
Y'all have heard of air band competitions, but how about air sex?
England has a gurning competition, which means to make an ugly face.
The Brits also have a worm charming championship. A 10 year old girl holds the record for charming 567 worms from the soil.
Bee wearing competition. Uh yea, I think I'll stick to vinegar rather than honey on that one!
 
 
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25 comments:

  1. Thank goodness I'm done with my coffee 'cause I'd be spilling it all over the keyboard! Some of these are hilarious. Some not so much. And that last one is scary. And crazy!

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  2. Omg ew ew and ew!!! How does one charm a worm or wear bees?? Uggg thanks for helping me with my bikini diet by making me lose an appetite for breakfast. :)

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  3. Air sex?
    Sigh....well, if THAT doesn't remind me of my adolescence...

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  4. Air sex has competitors? I though that was just a given when relationship status is single lol those nails are just creepy. Hold the worms and bees too

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  5. I don't know which is worse, the air sex or feet thing. At least with air sex you won't get any sort of fungus.

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    1. You know how people simulate playing in a rock band (air band). It's simulating sex. Must be quite stimulating. LOL

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  7. OH EM GEE!!! Those are the craziest things I've ever heard of! I had heard of the beard competition but that was the only one. Those nails are crazy! Air sex? wtf!
    I love this post. LOL

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  8. Those nails must hurt like hell when you wipe your butt!! What the? And the bees, dear Lord don't get me started on those toes. Ugh.

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  9. To think I could've gotten a medal for all my air sex? Feels unfair.

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  10. Those nails are really something else.

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