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Monday, April 20, 2015
A Sex Selfie Star is Born
Ya know folks I've always dreamed of fame and fortune, but sadly the closest I've ever come is having the libation Debosa named after me for my affinity for a glass of champagne topped with a splash of mimosa. That is, until now. I have finally found my way to superstardom!!
This handy dandy new device is the Svakom Gaga Camera Vibrator, which is like an ordinary vibrator with an added extra bonus. It has a camera attached to it so you can snap all kinds of pics of your vajayjay doin' all kinds of fancy schmancy thangs right up to the big O. The high quality pics or videos can then be uploaded to your phone or computer. Just imagine the possibilities right there! Kim Kardashian and her sex tape ain't got nuthin' on me baby!!
For a mere investment of 185 bucks for this sex selfie stick I'm gonna make the modern day version of Debbie Does Dallas and take the world by storm. Stay tuned for A Sex Selfie Star is Born
Thanks Mindy for the story. I'll give you my autograph when I'm a famous sex selfie star!