Monday, April 20, 2015

A Sex Selfie Star is Born

Ya know folks I've always dreamed of fame and fortune, but sadly the closest I've ever come is having the libation Debosa named after me for my affinity for a glass of champagne topped with a splash of mimosa. That is, until now. I have finally found my way to superstardom!!
This handy dandy new device is the Svakom Gaga Camera Vibrator, which is like an ordinary vibrator with an added extra bonus. It has a camera attached to it so you can snap all kinds of pics of your vajayjay doin' all kinds of fancy schmancy thangs right up to the big O. The high quality pics or videos can then be uploaded to your phone or computer. Just imagine the possibilities right there! Kim Kardashian and her sex tape ain't got nuthin' on me baby!!

For a mere investment of 185 bucks for this sex selfie stick I'm gonna make the modern day version of Debbie Does Dallas and take the world by storm. Stay tuned for A Sex Selfie Star is Born

Thanks Mindy for the story. I'll give you my autograph when I'm a famous sex selfie star!

Story: Here

17 comments:

  1. Oh my...I can just imagine the images that will come out of this! Some great...some not so much :)

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  2. I wuh in ones named "a star is porn" backs in my days o starin in dem movees. Seemdadid awl tha whyte womans luved them sum me. Woo wee I luvs me sum whyte womans.

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  3. That is sure a new way to play the field

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  4. It looks small. And purple. There's a joke there. Somewhere. But, I'm afraid to write it.

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  5. Some things, can't be unseen. Just saying....

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  6. hi my friend!

    You are not a internet dinosaur! You crack me up. um ...the pics? Nah, I like what I see in my mind, thank you. lol

    ♥renae
    renae's repertoire.com
    renaesrepertoire.com

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  7. I'd assume all the pictures would be very dark and blurry

    what people will think of

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  8. That's a bit steep for me. Too bad you can't test it first. Lol!!

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  9. Will the pics be posted here? This could be your big break, ya know.

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  10. That's actually a pretty good deal for the camera-vibrator combination. I wonder how to get the clit to hold still for a good photo opp. Maybe Martha will jump on this one.

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  11. All I can think is that the pic's would be blurry from the vibrations going on within....

    Carry on

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