It's Wacky Wednesday time folks and today we got us a handy dandy invention that's dead on for any widow who doesn't wanna let her love die. It's a memory box from designer Mark Sturkenboom called 21 Grams.
Why 21 grams you ask? Well because after your hubby is dead and buried you can get out this fancy schmancy box which contains a glass dildo with 21 grams of his ashes inside, which represents the weight of a human soul. So, even though you may have a dead spot, you can still hit your G spot and keep your love alive. Wonder how often you must replace the dead batteries?
This memory box is not just takin' up dead space folks. It also has speakers to amplify music from the iphone dock in the back. Perhaps your dearly departed was a Grateful Dead fan! Crank it up and relive the good ol' dead head days. The box even contains an atomizer bulb to spritz your beloved's cologne. And of course the deadlock is opened by a pendant key which is a dead ringer for a beautiful necklace worn close to the heart.
So if you know someone whose husband is dead as a doornail, but she is not yet dead tired, go ahead and suggest she give him a 21 gram salute. Any dead eye dick would be proud to receive that honor!