Wednesday, April 29, 2015

21 Gram Salute

It's Wacky Wednesday time folks and today we got us a handy dandy invention that's dead on for any widow who doesn't wanna let her love die. It's a memory box from designer Mark Sturkenboom called 21 Grams.
Why 21 grams you ask? Well because after your hubby is dead and buried you can get out this fancy schmancy box which contains a glass dildo with 21 grams of his ashes inside, which represents the weight of a human soul. So, even though you may have a dead spot, you can still hit your G spot and keep your love alive. Wonder how often you must replace the dead batteries? 

This memory box is not just takin' up dead space folks. It also has speakers to amplify music from the iphone dock in the back. Perhaps your dearly departed was a Grateful Dead fan! Crank it up and relive the good ol' dead head days. The box even contains an atomizer bulb to spritz your beloved's cologne. And of course the deadlock is opened by a pendant key which is a dead ringer for a beautiful necklace worn close to the heart.
So if you know someone whose husband is dead as a doornail, but she is not yet dead tired, go ahead and suggest she give him a 21 gram salute. Any dead eye dick would be proud to receive that honor!

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29 comments:

  1. One thang bouts me is, don't be matterin ifin tha huuban be deat ow alive, all da whyte womans be callin on me, I be tha one in da woot pile. An ifn dat lil ol thang ther be satisfyin, sheeeuuuttt, he ain't have nuttin ta begin wif.

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  2. HOW? WHY? WHAT? How do these things truly get invented and why are they allowed? This is so dang crazy.

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  3. I wonder if it will be life-size...?
    If not, it would not be true to the dearly departed and, thus, weird.

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  4. I am feeling a little less sick and twisted knowing someone ELSE invented this.

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  5. Wow, who would ever by that? What if it leaked or something while in use, blah

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  6. Takes a special kind of mind to think this up

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  7. Wow. What more can I say???

    Ok. Never mind, since there is always more to say....

    Do they have a version for a man who is just a plain dick to begin with? At least this way, he will be useful in the afterlife. It's just that now, he will be represented in his true form.

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  8. Someone shared that story the other day on FB. Once you think you've seen it all, someone comes out with another strange invention.

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  9. I've seen this yesterday around the net.... it seems to be a worldwide piece of news... which says it all, doesn't it?
    Well, if he didn't get enough sex from her during his life, this way he can get it postmortem...

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  10. Come on! Who thinks of this stuff? They'll probably make millions.

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