Would you, could you in a box?
It's on WE, not on Fox.
Could you really have sex on TV?
Even if there were no cameras for people to see.
Get down and dirty in the square.
Come out and talk if you dare.
Ya gotta come clean with the TV shrink.
So they can tell everybody what they think.
What if you go in and you're not in the mood?
The folks watchin' will think you're a prude.
Or what if your partner turns all Christian Grey?
That could be one helluva roll in the hay!
Either way you're likely screwed.
Cause the show is really just plain lewd.
Who would sign up for this crazy shit?
Someone who is obviously a nitwit.
But it may be like a train wreck, you can't look away.
Pour yourself a drink and watch it some fine day.