Monday, March 30, 2015

Who Gives A F*#!


WARNING: IF YOU ARE NOT FROM BRAZIL, YOU MAY FIND THE LANGUAGE IN THIS POST OFFENSIVE.
In the spirit of March Madness, I could not fuck around and miss out on telling y'all this fucked up story of a basketball player on the Medicine Hat College Rattlers team in Canada. The Brazilian athlete's name is Guilherme Carabagiale Fuck, but he goes by Gui Fuck (pronounced ghee-Foo-key) and he just wants the right to put his fucking surname on the back of his jersey. I mean Fuckin' A, how hard can that be?
 
In Brazil where he grew up his last name was never an issue, however, when he went to play basketball in Wyoming the coach said people may find his last name offensive so he was told to drop the F bomb and use his Italian middle name as his last name. Then when he transferred to Medicine Hat he got fucked again and he had to slap his middle name on the back of his jersey. All the fucktards from reporters to announcers don't want to talk about his accomplishments, but rather go fucking nuts over the spelling and pronunciation of his last name. I mean this dude averages 18 points per game, was named All-Canadian, and helped take his team to the Canadian Collegiate Athletic Association Championship but still the fuckwads focus on his name.
 
Plus ya gotta appreciate the dude's sense of humor. He says he wishes the attention was focused on basketball but he's just glad his name is out there: 
 
Back in Brazil, people don’t call me Gui, they call me Fuck. Everybody—especially in the basketball world—they know me as Fuck. If they say: ‘Oh, do you know Gui?’… ‘Who?’ … ‘Oh, Fuck.’ … ‘Okay.’”
 
Finally the powers at be basically didn't give a flying fuck and Gui won the right to put his real last name on his jersey. Gui's coach said it became apparent that his last name was very important to him. He wants to have kids and spread the Fuck last name. Whoo Wee, he's sure gonna get him some sympathy fucks over this attention huh?
 
So now that Mr. Fuck has won the right to wear his name on his jersey, if some fucker gives him any shit, I say he rips off his jersey and sports this t-shirt underneath:
 
 
P.S. Thanks to an old blogging friend for seeing this story and thinking my warped mind could do somethin' with it!
 
Story: Here 


36 comments:

  1. support for Mr. Fuck! I wonder if his wife will adopt his surname?

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  2. Just like people to go nuts over something like that. Yes, support for Mr. Fuck!

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  3. I agree with Dez! What is his future wife and children are going to do? For the love of God, let him where his name on his jersey!!

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    1. I totally know the difference between wear and where. It's just WAY too early!

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  4. Yu thank dat fucked up jux looks at my lax naam. crackah mufukas.

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  5. I mean, how I fosin ta puts my lax naam on a jirsy? Myne name be French, sounded out likes Neeshea, fuct up ain't it.

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  6. Sounds like these people really fucked up. What a bunch of fucking fucks. Let the man proudly display his name. I know I would. Hell, I'd even go through med school just so people were forced to call me Dr. Fuck.

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  7. lmao with a last name like that I bet I'd fucking sells lots of fucking books. Not sure I'd want to write literal fucking books though.

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  8. This last name is strangely apt for a sports player. Think about it, while watching sports all the fans will be screaming:
    "Go Fuck!"
    "Get the ball, Fuck!"
    "I'm a Fuck Fan!"
    "I'm rootin' for Fuck!"

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  9. hi Deb!
    We are both back and you are crazier than ever!!! I have missed you soooooooooooooooooooooooo. lol ♥

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    1. hang on, that says "Simple Sequins". um ...let me see what I have to do to make that correct {so it says "Renae's Repertoire"} ???

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  10. The relevance of this comment may not make immediate sense, but this is exactly why I determined back in January to use the word "ass" as often as possible on my blog this year.

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  11. This is the best story!! Sucks that people don't care whether he can play or not but focus on his name.

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  12. This is Fuckin hilarious. I had to go there - too easy. Fuck is hot and sexy and he gives me a newfound respect for all of the world's Fucks.

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  13. He should a team with Al Bino, Chip Munk, Mike Hunt, and Amanda Huggenkiss

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  14. No shit. I once met a girl and her name was Shadap, which sounds like shut up. I like Fuck more.

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  15. PS I linked to you in my Challenge A post today, Debbie. You taught me a new term.
    Smiles.

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