Monday, March 9, 2015

Oral Report

It is mind blowin' to me folks that I totally missed this seminal story when it was first published back in 2012, but I'm here now to give ya the blow by blow report. According to a study by the State University of New York oral sex is good for women's health and makes you feel happier. I know it's a hard pill to swallow ladies, but researchers have actually cum to the conclusion that seminal fluid contains chemicals that elevate mood, increase affection, induce sleep and contain at least three anti-depressants. So suck it up ladies and don't blow your chance next time you are offered that protein packed shake 'cause the benefits are obviously amazing.
And not only that, but if you can swallow your pride a bit more and cum to grips with the fact that women who engage in unprotected sex are less depressed and perform better on cognitive tests that will really make ya wanna throw those damn condoms out the window. Whew, what a climactic conclusion to the research!

Now seriously folks does anybody else think this study sucks? I'm sure when this all blows over, the only people who have a smile on their face and are less depressed are the guys, not the gals. Not really a happy ending huh?

Story: here

Thank you to one of my old blogging buddies, who shares my same warped sense of humor, for sending me this gag worthy story.

22 comments:

  1. Not sure the guys will even win if they get an std. One study that I can't say blew the case wide open. Or maybe it did.

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  2. And dat my goot frind, do be goin da exac resun da house missus walked round wit dat big ol black toof grin. Wyte man caint nevuh take care o day womens. Drank up.

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  3. This study brought to you by that sketchy guy that says you don't need to use a condom with him because they just don't fit him right but he's totally clean and will definitely call you the next day.

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  4. Haven't men always been saying that they hide the best antidepressant between their legs?

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  5. Hahaha! Too funny. This is why it's good to have you back in blog land :)

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    1. And I also noticed that only guys have commented up to now. Hmmmm...

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  6. I wonder if anyone did a reverse study...

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  7. Blow-just a figure of speech.
    Thankfully.
    That would hurt.

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  8. I'm old now, but I still remember when waking up stiff was a good thing.

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  9. The study sucked the life out of the studier obviously

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  10. Glad to see you're back! I needed a laugh like this today

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  11. To add to Bryan and Brandon's comment, condoms don't fit that guy right because he's way too big.

    I'm relieved you reached that climax. All along I thought, "Ew!", "No thank you."

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  12. It always seem girls are happier on the reverse. I always say, if you find a woman who say she doesn't enjoy it, I'll show you a woman who is a liar.

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  13. I think it deserves more study :)

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