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Monday, March 9, 2015
It is mind blowin' to me folks that I totally missed this seminal story when it was first published back in 2012, but I'm here now to give ya the blow by blow report. According to a study by the State University of New York oral sex is good for women's health and makes you feel happier. I know it's a hard pill to swallow ladies, but researchers have actually cum to the conclusion that seminal fluid contains chemicals that elevate mood, increase affection, induce sleep and contain at least three anti-depressants. So suck it up ladies and don't blow your chance next time you are offered that protein packed shake 'cause the benefits are obviously amazing.
And not only that, but if you can swallow your pride a bit more and cum to grips with the fact that women who engage in unprotected sex are less depressed and perform better on cognitive tests that will really make ya wanna throw those damn condoms out the window. Whew, what a climactic conclusion to the research!
Now seriously folks does anybody else think this study sucks? I'm sure when this all blows over, the only people who have a smile on their face and are less depressed are the guys, not the gals. Not really a happy ending huh?