Welcome to another edition of Wacky Wednesday folks where today you are just gonna have to grin and bare it while I tell ya about a man in Charlotte, North Cackalacky who likes to stand at the front door of his home buck ass nekkid. Although he is the butt of all jokes in the Cardinal Glenn neighborhood, police say he is not doing anything illegal.
The bare facts are that this dude has been hangin' out in his doorway in his birthday suit for the past ten years. When opportunity knocks, neighbors have called the law dogs but they say the bare bones of the law of indecent exposure only applies in a public place.
Well folks since ya can't really tell from the grainy news story photo how this nudist looks, at the bare minimum I think the law should read as follows:
If the guy looks like this, break down the damn door 'cause it don't matter if he's barely legal.
However, if this creep bares it all, ya need to give him a door jam where the sun don't shine. And that my friends is the naked truth!
Thank you to my friend Sara for delivering this story to my door.