Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Nekkid But Not Afraid

Welcome to another edition of Wacky Wednesday folks where today you are just gonna have to grin and bare it while I tell ya about a man in Charlotte, North Cackalacky who likes to stand at the front door of his home buck ass nekkid. Although he is the butt of all jokes in the Cardinal Glenn neighborhood, police say he is not doing anything illegal.
The bare facts are that this dude has been hangin' out in his doorway in his birthday suit for the past ten years. When opportunity knocks, neighbors have called the law dogs but they say the bare bones of the law of indecent exposure only applies in a public place.

Well folks since ya can't really tell from the grainy news story photo how this nudist looks, at the bare minimum I think the law should read as follows:
If the guy looks like this, break down the damn door 'cause it don't matter if he's barely legal.
However, if this creep bares it all, ya need to give him a door jam where the sun don't shine. And that my friends is the naked truth!

Thank you to my friend Sara for delivering this story to my door. 

Story: Here


23 comments:

  1. Hahahahaha! I had a good laugh with this one. He's certainly keeping his neighbourhood 'interesting'.

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  2. Don't be seein whut da fuss all about, he whyte, ain't nuttin ta see heuh. He gone claim shrankage and it wuh cole out but even wit a blurra pitcher, ain't no mistakin who I be. OOOOO WEEEEE I shole do love me sum whyte womans.

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  3. I love your take on these stories. It wouldn't be as funny without your commentary. Remember the French guy from Sex and The City? He could be my window neighbor all that he wants. hahahaha

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  4. lol plus it may be hard to bust him with all that hair, as he resembles an ape far too much. Maybe they need to call animal control and have him locked in a cage for everyone's sake

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  5. I would try really hard not to look, because he ain't very pretty.

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  6. I'd keep looking to the bare minimum

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  7. I am so glad we don't have neighbors. Sure,we might be missing out on living next to fun, great people, but with our luck, we'd get someone like this naked doofus.

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  8. Too bad pretty women never do stuff like that.

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  9. I wouldn't really mind having naked neighbours....

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  10. Gross!

    They arrested and charged Mathew McConaheyheyhey for being naked INSIDE his house while playing his bongos. Sure, it may have been a noise issue but at least he was inside his house, so their excuse for public nudity is rubbish.

    They've also stopped women who had removed their tops, so I think it's down to their laziness because public nudity is against the law in many states.

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  11. I was getting ready to go to bed, but after seeing that last picture, I fear I may have nightmares about men with hairy belly buttons.

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