Anna Kendrick lookin' purdy as a peach.
Jamie Chung as the human sparkler.
A train conductor posing as Will.i.am.
Lupita is PEARLfection!
Is it any coincidence that Dakota Johnson wore a red dress for the red room of pain with a whip like thang around her shoulder? I think not.
Zoe Saldana is my pic for true goddess.
David Oyelowo showin' Birdman his 1977 prom tux.
Naomi Watts bringin' back the tube top underneath the disco ball.
Everything's comin' up roses for Rosamund Pike!
Nicole Kidman wore Oscar nominee Benedict Cumberbund around her waist.
Is anyone seriously lookin' at JLo's dress?
WOW, one of my childhood cartoon characters Sigmund the Sea Monster was seen walkin' the red carpet.
Tim McGraw magically grew some hair while Faith Hill lost her luscious locks.
Poor little Lorelei Linklater stopped off at a Chinese restaurant before the big event but got picked apart with some chop sticks.
And last but not least, there was a bit of a wrinkle in Reese's interviews 'cause her Botox injector needs to be fired! Speaking from experience, ya can't have a flat screen TV on the lower center forehead mixed with lines and interference up top 'cause ya look like your picture tube is on the fritz. Ya either gotta go full on flat or just go au natural.
Well folks, there ya have my redneck red carpet recap. I tried to keep it real for ya. Oh yea and don't fret, I will update my header sometime before the year 2035. I didn't want to throw too many changes at ya at once. That's bad for the psyche.