The wackiest story dominating the news lately is Bruce Jenner's transformation from male to shemale. I don't really know if transgender is the correct term for Bruce right now, so let's just go with Bruce Gender 'cause that has a nice ring to it. Now back in the day, I think I speak for most menopausal women when I say Bruce was one damn hot lookin' MAN, and I do mean MAN.
Now, not so much.
However, the good news is that Bruce can use his celebrity status to make a few interesting changes at the Olympics. Since he no longer has the physique of a strappin' stud like his glory days as a decathlon gold medalist, maybe he can lobby the Olympic committee to include more dainty like events.
We can obviously keep the broad jump, but how about competitions such as the stiletto sprint, the lipstick leap, the cross dressing discus throw, the Spanx shot put, and the hairspray hurdles? And let's face it folks, with Bruce's new moobs he's sportin' there needs to be an Olympic event to pay tribute to those suckers. The push up bra pole vault perhaps?
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