Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Dainty Decathlon

It's my first Wacky Wednesday since I re-entered the blogosphere, and DANG there's been some weird and wacky happenings around the world this past year. Folks (including me) freakin' out about Ebola, missing airliners, Kim Kardashian tryin' to break the internet with nekkid pics of her giant ass, The Biebs arrested for a whole host of legal misdeeds, Bill Cosby's squeaky clean reputation tarnished forever, troubled star Amanda Bynes havin' yet another meltdown, Solange Knowles openin' up a can of whoop ass on Jay Z, and Mama June hookin' up with a known sexual offender. I realize this is just scratchin' the surface, but sometimes I swear life would be a whole lot less complicated if we could go back to the way thangs used to be before the couch jumping incident. That damn Tom Cruise screwed things up but good for all of us!  
 The wackiest story dominating the news lately is Bruce Jenner's transformation from male to shemale. I don't really know if transgender is the correct term for Bruce right now, so let's just go with Bruce Gender 'cause that has a nice ring to it. Now back in the day, I think I speak for most menopausal women when I say Bruce was one damn hot lookin' MAN, and I do mean MAN.
 Now, not so much.

However, the good news is that Bruce can use his celebrity status to make a few interesting changes at the Olympics. Since he no longer has the physique of a strappin' stud like his glory days as a decathlon gold medalist, maybe he can lobby the Olympic committee to include more dainty like events.
We can obviously keep the broad jump, but how about competitions such as the stiletto sprint, the lipstick leap, the cross dressing discus throw, the Spanx shot put, and the hairspray hurdles? And let's face it folks, with Bruce's new moobs he's sportin' there needs to be an Olympic event to pay tribute to those suckers. The push up bra pole vault perhaps?
 
 
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35 comments:

  1. YOU'RE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. I don't know WHAT is going on with Jenner's sudden changes but good grief it is NOT working for him!

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  3. I still can't believe that story about dear mama June! She always seemed like such a decent lady :)) And I think Bruce should hook up with Travolta

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  4. LOL @ Dez's comment about Bruce and Travolta. He doesn't look real anymore. I look at Bruce and I have to seriously wonder if he's a puppet. He just had way to much work done on his facial structure and skin to be real!

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  5. I've been here all along and I still didn't know some of this stuff.

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  6. Wacky indeed.
    Rick, your latest follower

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  7. I'm still wondering about Bruce. He himself has not said anything because he's waiting for the start of his new reality show to air all his dirty panties.

    Everyone else has come out and made a comment but as usual, I will reserve my opinion until it comes from the horses mouth as that is the only time I actually believe stuff. But...even then they lie so who freakin' knows what's going on with him.

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  8. But is the broad jump when women jump or is it jumping over women?

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  9. Damn, he looks like a friggin mannequin. Maybe Mannequin 3 has a shot of getting made now, not that anyone wants it to.

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  10. Such Olympic events could entice quite the array of advertisers too!

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  11. But, would he even be able to compete in the pole vault? Because don't you need a po...oh, I've said too much already.

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  12. I might be the only person who doesn't care about Bruce Jenner's drama. I've never liked the Kardashian clan, and I sometimes wonder if their drama are just attention-seeking stunts.

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