Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Bye Bye Blogging Buddies

It's been over 2 years and 467 posts since I started this gig.
That fact alone makes me want to do a little jig.
But as they say, all good things must come to an end.
So it's time for this weird and wacky blog to follow that trend.
Yes folks this is my final swan song.
I'll spare ya a pic of a giant schlong.
It was my goal to provide you with joy and laughter at my place.
At the very least to put a smile on your face.
I know my humor is too warped for some.
But that is still better than being gloomy and glum.
As we start off the New Year
I'm bustin' out home renovations in high gear. 
Just look at this shit on my bathroom wall.
Whoever did that had some kinda gall!
After 20 years, 2 boys and a dog, the carpet has got to go!
Lemme tell ya, my house ain't never gonna be on show. 
Sadly I don't have time to read and write anymore.
'Cause my lame brain can only handle one kinda chore.
Plus all my spare time is gonna be spent playin' Mother hen.
In a few short months my oldest is leavin' the den :(
I will miss all of the amazing friends I met along the way.
You made me feel special each and every day!
All of you faithful readers, I hold you in my heart so dear.
Your love, support and friendship became very clear.
I wish for you, all you dream of and more.
All the best in twenty, one, four!
 


72 comments:

  1. I am SO sad that you are leaving the blogosphere. Your posts always had me LOL-ing. I'm going to miss you :-(

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  2. I'm glad I could make you LOL 'cause that was my goal when I starting this whole gig. Goal accomplished! I'm going to miss you too Mama but I will see you on that old folks social media site called Facebook.

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    1. I am only following your blog name on FB. I need to find YOU! I miss you already Deb and i truly feel a loss. You've become such a dear friend to me in this blogging world. I wish you all the best in the future.

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    2. I will miss you too sweet Holli. Gotta keep up with my Texas girl. I just sent you a message to your inbox.

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  3. Aw...I am going to miss you, girl! The blogging world is just not going to be the same without you and your wacky sense of humour. But sometimes we just gotta move along to other things. Good luck to ya! And have a great 2014.

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    1. I'm going to miss your amazing photography Martha. Before I bite the big one, I hope to make it to Canada to see some of that beautiful scenery!

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  4. Geez, now I have no more disco dancing rednecks to make fun of lol hopefully your renovations go off without a hitch, maybe next year you'll get the blogging itch.

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    1. I know right? Not too many disco dancing rednecks who don't flush and love popping zits. At least I still got great tits. Hahahaha!!!!!

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  5. oh, noes! You is leaving us, Debs? But who will now bring us the wackiest news from accross the globe each week?
    Hope you will enjoy your days of mother hen, dear! And visit us sometimes when time allows.

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    1. Dearest Dezzy, I will have to visit you on occasion whenever I need a daily dose of eye candy. You never fail to disappoint!

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    1. I'm sad too, but never say never. Maybe I will return even wackier than before someday.

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    2. As long as you're not abandoning FB, too, I'll live till you return.

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  7. While I am sad about your leaving, my eyes are happy. They are still in pain from some of the things you've thrown up here. :)
    Good luck with the renovations. I can't believe you've waited this long to get rid of that bathroom wallpaper!

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    1. Can you believe that wallpaper? Uncle Jeffy said those little cherubs have been watching him take a shower ever since we moved in this house in 1999. Little pervs!!!!!

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  8. Hopefully you'll return one day, maybe in a year or two. It's always a shame to see a favorite blogger take a hiatus

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    1. You never know Adam. Just imagine if I return even more warped? Look out blogosphere!!!!

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  9. DEB!!!! I have so enjoyed your crazy posts and awesome comments at my place. You're going to be missed. Good luck with all your renovations and have a fabulous 2014!

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    1. Glad I could provide you with some entertainment. I will miss hearing about your good times in the Big Apple but I'm glad we are still FB friends!

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  10. lex me be da furse ta sez, yo porvided me wif sum gucy stuffs to sits in my buba baff wit and da drem bout tha mos perfeck whyte womans I done eva seent.Thay done been billons o little nigglets thowd in da wawsha up in a tube sock causin a you. Wooo Weee I does love me some Deb.

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    1. See now you just don't get those kinda compliments every damn day. Knowin' that I provided some entertainment while you beat your black bologna is somethin' to be proud of!!!!

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  11. No! :). I just found you! But i totally get where you're coming from. Have fun with your renovations!

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    1. So sorry we didn't have a chance to get some big ol' belly laughs goin' between us Mary. But hey, you never know. I can always use a new friend.

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    1. Think of all the laughs yet to come live and in person girlfriend!!!!

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  13. I'm sad. I have enjoyed you so much. It was great while it lasted. bye bye

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    1. It was a blast and I will miss seeing all of your stylish fashions on a budget. You are a pure hearted soul Renae. Hugs to you!

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    2. hugs to you, too, sweet Deb. Look me up if you are ever in Utah to ski or party. I will gladly host you anytime.

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    3. I would love to come out west to ski and see that gorgeous snow! The invitation is open to you if you ever want to come to the beach in North Cackalacky.

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    4. I am back in blog-land now, girlfriend. I hope you see this here. I know you are done but I wanted this here on your wonderful blog! What you told me had really formed my Mahantra: "the bitchy ones with a sense of humor survive". I LOVE THAT!!! It has helped me get over a big hurdle this week and I love you for it, so much! Thank you, Deb!♥

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    5. Deb, Did you see the reply to the email you sent? I did get it. My main address is: renae { @ } simplesequins { . } com (that is the one I got it on from you and the one I replied on). ok? Hope you got it. I love you and thank you so much for your care and concern. ♥, Renae

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  14. Well that sucks but I completely get it. I've decided to have all of December and January off from blogging and a part of me doesn't want to go back to it, unfortunately when you're an author and have books to promote you need to have something. Maybe it's time to turn my blog into a website instead.

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    1. Yea it's tough to keep up when there's no return. As you know, you can't make a livin' blogging.

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  15. I completely understand when real life must take precedence, but will you do everyone the honor of keeping your blog open as a archive? I like exploring people's blogs from time to time and would love to explore yours.

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    1. Of course. This wacky thang ain't goin' nowhere!

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  16. I'm so sorry to see you go! Thank you for your wacky blog, though, and all the laughs that have come with it. Maybe one day we'll see you back in the blogosphere. :o)

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    1. So glad I could give you a chuckle! You just might see me back some day.

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  17. Nooooooooooooooo!!!!! There were days when I checked only a few hoofs and yours was always one of them. Guaranteed to make me laugh or scratch my head asking WTF? You've done well lass and its always best to go out on top, rather than try to hang on too long. You'll be missed and I hope you might pop in to comment now and then. (Some of us don't do FB.)

    Hope the reno's go well and I agree that wallpaper is definitely dated. Happy 2014! May it hold plenty of great things for you and your family.

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    1. Hoofs? Damned autospell and Blogger too for not having an 'edit' button. That should have been blogs.

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    2. Thank you for the compliments. Being on top is still my favorite position. Hahahaha!!!!!!

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  18. Wow!!! So Sad to Hear this... You have brought many, many Smiles to this old mug. Will miss you greatly. That said...

    Enjoy the 'Reno.' Enjoy the time with your Son. Make it all Special. And do it with a Smile.

    Take care my Friend, Slu

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    1. Slu, I will miss you and your eclectic taste in music, as well as your zest for life.

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    1. I'm glad I can still see your inspirations and ever lasting love for candy on FB.

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  20. no! say it aint so! :(

    Ok, im calling you on it... lets be FB buddies. That way, we can keep in touch...

    plus. I've always wanted to poke you...

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    1. Ohhhhhh a poke...... I may never recover. Yea, I gotta check out if you are as funny on FB as you are on your blog.

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  21. I am sad to see you go. I read this yesterday and was speechless for a bit. I have really enjoyed reading your blog and having your very funny perspective over on my blog as well. You will be missed. Have fun with your new ventures!!!

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    1. I have enjoyed your blog so much Cheryl as well as your comments. You and I share the same perspective about life. So glad you are having an amazing trip with your hubby!

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  22. I just noticed this. Boo! But I guess real life > blogging. Look at how many people will miss you. Add two more to the list. Find us on Facebook or pop in every once in a while just to say hi, will you?

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    1. Damn, I'm gonna miss you guys. Such great laughs at your place. Friend requests have been sent!

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  23. Good luck and never lose your sense of humor. Goodness knows the world's a grim enough place as it is!

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  24. Oh, that is very sad because I'd only recently found you. Never say never. You might just surprise us one day with your swift return. I hope you manage to do all the things you desire right now and wishing you all the best. Make sure you let me know WHEN you return, :)
    Enjoy the rest of the weekend.

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  25. I was virtually blinf for six months and now that I am back to study your warped sense of humor in an attempt to grow as a person, this is what I get? Really?

    Okay, I'm being selfish now. You know I wish you all the best. :)

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    1. P.S. wtf is blinf? I guess someone's still blinf, Mother Hen.

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    2. Just so you know... you are being missed.

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  26. Shucks, I've been away myself and just caught up to speed. Will miss your musings.
    Cortne

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  27. Did you enjoy blogging or was it more of a chore for you?

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  28. I haven't been blogging much in the last six months and often wondered where you were. Decided to check! :-(

    Hope these last months have been as fun for you as your blog has been for us!

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