First we have the husband and wife team Teresa and Joe Giudice of "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" facing up to 30 years in the slammer after being charged with 39 counts of fraud. They are accused of grossly exaggerating their income while applying for loans before they were on the boob tube, and for submitting bogus mortgage and loan applications from 2001-2008. The couple filed for bankruptcy, but are famous for living an extravagant lifestyle. Great news for them is all Joe has to do is get involved with the right people, knock someone off, and Teresa stands a damn good shot of gettin' a starring role on "Mob Wives". Their financial worries could be over as quick as that stiff would sink to the bottom of the Hudson with cinder blocks strapped to its ankles.
I sent my kid to the grocery store. On the list was Diet Club Soda. Since he couldn't find it, Mr. Smarty Pants decided this was the next best thang.
There's 23 year old Taylor Swift AND 23 year old Sydney Leathers, better known as Anthony Weiner's sexting paramour, both sporting the new fashion in bikini wear. Honestly, I doubt even a wiener like Weiner would find those granny panties sexay. Since I'm still in the market for a new bathing suit this season, I decided to go with the new sharkini, guaranteed to be a jaw dropper:
And just in case any of you have evah looked in the mirror and were shocked at the reflection starin' back, here's a few gems to make ya feel a whole lot bettah:
Nick Nolte definitely looks like he went from "Rich Man Poor Man".
Eddie Van Halen has obviously been "Runnin' With The Devil".
I think we can all agree that Jack would say this is "As Good As It Gets".
Thanks to my amazing friend Mindy for providing me with such great material for Wacky Wednesday!