Friday, December 27, 2013

Christmas Crap

OK folks, what do you do with that tacky, piece of crap you opened from your Great Aunt Gertrude? Instead of putting it into the Goodwill pile collecting dust until your lazy ass gets around to loadin' up that junk and makin' the run to your local drop off point, why not have a PAR-TAY? I have been havin' a Christmas Crap party for about 10 years where I invite my friends to come and bring the shit they received for Christmas and we all exchange. One gal's trash is certainly another gal's treasure. The stories you hear about who gave who what, and where so and so got this or that is truly a hoot! There is not a dry panty in the house at this soiree!!!
This was my all time favorite crapilicious prize I received several years ago. I had to cat fight for this bad boy, but that bitch knew if she ever wanted to be invited back again she better wave the white flag and give up Santa to the hostess. A little jingle when ya go tinkle just makes my day!! Through the years there were many other craptastic items like meatloaf pans, nose hair trimmers, white zinfandel, ugly picture frames, Land of the Lost videos, and Dolly Parton CD's that the chicks have fought over. I can't wait to see what hot ticket items were unwrapped this year. Of course no long term theme party would be the same without mascots. These gems were actual gifts that were received by seasoned Christmas Crappers, but are now Hall of Fame Christmas Crap Mascots:
Aren't they craptacular?
 



17 comments:

  1. What? Since when is a nose hair trimmer a craptastic present? I could really use one, you know, so send it over to moi if you don't need it :)

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  2. Those dolls are freaky looking, crap can be fun

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  3. That little nudee cutie looks some what like Lady Gaga... lol. Oh Oh, you better start hitting the gym gal, if your legs are getting chunky. I seriously doubt that.

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  4. A party with a lot of wet panties? Count me in!
    Unless we're talking incontinence...?
    Then I may be busy.

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  5. I actually didn't get any crap this year.
    But, um, what is that... thing?

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  6. What a brilliant idea so everyone ends up happy with a smile on their face. Better than throwing the gifts away. I just love the toilet Santa one, that's just so funny.

    Well, it's that time again and it's been a pleasure. Happy New Year to you and your loved ones.

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  7. I love the idea of a gift exchange after Christmas. Anyone need a really roomy orange sweater?

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  8. Nothing says Christmas like taking a shit in Santa's mouth. What is that doll thing? Is that a lady Gaga voodoo doll? Have you tried stabbing it with needles?

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  9. Oh Deb, thank you!!! Happy 2014 and many, many new posts from you, k?

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  10. I think that is the greatest reason to have a party EVAH. Who doesn't want to get rid of the unwanted gifts and have some fun at the same time. It sounds like a riot. (BTW...Happy New Years!)

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  11. Totally creeped our by those Hall Of Fame Mascots

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  12. I remember you writing about last year's party and being jealous. They sound like so much fun. I may have to start having my own. We won't have creepy gaga mascots, though. Have fun tonight and all through the new year!

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  13. These were all great, but the Santa seat cover and matching rug are my favorites! I would cover it with plastic, or just rope off that bathroom entirely.

    Julie

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