Saturday, November 9, 2013

Weekend Wisecrack

 
Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.

The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.

"What's logic?" the first redneck asked.

The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"

"I sure do."
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"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good!" said the redneck.

The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."

Impressed, the redneck said, "Amazing!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!"

The redneck was catching on.

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I can't wait to take that logic class!"

The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend was still waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin'?" asked the friend.

"Math, history, and logic!" replied the first redneck.

"What in tarnation is logic?" asked his friend.

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater?" asked the first redneck.

"No," his friend replied.

"You're queer, ain't ya?"

14 comments:

  1. Good morning... Some Red Neck Love this morning: Smiling.

    Thinking of you today: my Texas L's vs your West Virginia M's... should be a good game. Could be a good wager in there. Need to go do my homework. Maybe I'll apply some logic!!! Good luck & have a great day, Slu

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    1. Oooops!!! Good game. Close game. But, oooops... Smiling!!!

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    2. No smiles here Slu, just heartbreak and frustration. :(

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    3. Please know I SHARE your heartbreak & Frustration with my Houston Texans, now losers of 7 games in a row. Literally going NUTS!!!

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  2. Good to see Jimmy Carter's family is still busy.

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  3. lol skip a few steps, less work for the redneck brain

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  4. How can you fight that kind of logic? LOL

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  5. born, raised, and living in South Carolina I can say logic is not our state's strong-suit.

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  6. Great joke! I think I have relatives that use that kind of logic. Hillbillies think a lot like rednecks.

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  7. I often have a hard time discerning if someone is gay. Now i learn that all i need to do is ask the person if they have a weed whacker. So simple.

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  8. It's 04.30am I couldn't sleep and now I'm laughing in bed. What a funny story. I must remember to use some logic tomorrow, it's one way of getting straight to the point ha ha ha

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  9. LOL sounds like the logic of several people I know. Hilarious.

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