Wednesday, November 6, 2013

The Joke Is On Us

It's Wacky Wednesday time again folks and I don't know whether to laugh or cry at this story. Do y'all remember Patricia Krentcil, better known as the "tanning mom" who was accused of taking her young daughter into a tanning bed with her? Well, after posing nude, doing a rap video, and starring in a gay porn flick, last month she booked her first stand up comedy gig at The Parlor in Hollyweird. Dang, her career has certainly picked up. She's really cookin' now!
I wish I could just laugh this off, but The Parlor is a purty well respected place, and since this chick was the butt of so many jokes in the past, clearly the joke is on all of us. Of course since Michael Lohan was there to either laugh with her, or at her, perhaps I should retract my statement that the joint is a well respected place.

But this is no laughing matter; tanning mom has filed for divorce, a mere 3 weeks after she joked in her comedy routine about her husband's small penis and their terrible sex life. So just in case Mrs. Krentcil needs another joke for her act I wrote one for her:

What am I going to do if my pencil dick husband doesn't give me spousal and child support like I demanded? Tan his hide!
 
Story: Here


25 comments:

  1. Well, I shole does has the kuure fo her. My meets is already taned and da lenf and wif of it shole will makes her a happy ass browns honkey. Woo Wee, I shole does love me sum white womans.

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  2. Sadly, I hadn't been following the overly leathered hide of tanning mom but I find this depressing. Another case of acting badly paying off in cold hard cash. But then one has to question her talent if she is making porn. I wanted to scratch my eyes out after just seeing her with her clothes on.

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  3. Wow!!! Another example of just 'SMH.' Freak-a-Zoid's!!! Sadly...

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  4. I missed her doing a porn and posing nude. Well, missed isn't the right word. I wasn't in the know. My gosh, why do they have her doing stand up? I can't see anyone paying money to listen to her.

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    1. Looks like the goofy bitch is sitting down.
      I hope she doesn't stand up.

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  5. I hope I never see her rapping video.....

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  6. Holy moley, the woman makes Octo-Mom look like Julie Andrews.

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  7. whoever goes to see her and spends money to do so, is seriously in need of a lobotomy

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    1. Or a smack to the head with a clue by four?

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  8. Another tragic example of someone whose outlived their fifteen minutes of fame.

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  9. one of those "family values" parents

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  10. I hope she utilizes that joke- you are hilarious!!

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  11. The perfect role model for young children *rolls eyes*

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  12. She needs to go. Its sad that she is famous for putting herself in stupid situations. Why on earth would she think she could do stand up? Her poor daughter!

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  13. The idea of her nude, let alone in a porn video just squicks me out. I know we aren't all supermodels, but dayum honey, cover. that. shit. up!

    Her 15 minutes of shame has long ago reached the expiration date.

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  14. hi Deb! I have missed you. Thank you for your attention to my little Baby Z that needs all the love he can get. (hug)

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