I wish I could just laugh this off, but The Parlor is a purty well respected place, and since this chick was the butt of so many jokes in the past, clearly the joke is on all of us. Of course since Michael Lohan was there to either laugh with her, or at her, perhaps I should retract my statement that the joint is a well respected place.
But this is no laughing matter; tanning mom has filed for divorce, a mere 3 weeks after she joked in her comedy routine about her husband's small penis and their terrible sex life. So just in case Mrs. Krentcil needs another joke for her act I wrote one for her:
What am I going to do if my pencil dick husband doesn't give me spousal and child support like I demanded? Tan his hide!