Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Rockin' in the USA

It's Wacky Wednesday time and did all of you Snakeskin Cowboys hear that Ted Nugent may run for President in 2016? No I don't have Cat Scratch Fever and this ain't no Journey to the Center of the Mind, but rather you may actually see Mr. Nugent Stormtroopin' through a city near you on his political campaign. You know Detroit is gonna be the Motor City Madhouse in support of their home town boy.
Although the Spirit of the Wild may become Paralyzed with sweaty Teddy's conservative views, one thang is for damn sure, the USA will no longer be a Free for All under his command. Hey Baby that will surely make some folks do the Wango Tango!

All I really care about though is seein' the commander in chief put Wang Dang Sweet Poontang in a Stranglehold baby 'cause remember If you can't lick 'em... Lick 'em!!!!!

22 comments:

  1. lol titles abound, nice. And hmm can't get much worse anyway

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  2. It's hard to believe Nugent is from Michigan and Illinois.

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  3. Just when you thought things couldn't get more bizarre, they do.

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  4. Ted Nugent could never be president. Or mayor. Or governor. Or hold any position that requires emotional discipline or common sense.

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  5. Nugent as President? Just trying to imagine such a thing makes my brain hurt :)

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  6. Good luck to him, he'll forget tomorrow

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  7. I actually got an e-mail from his campaign the other day asking me to "rally the troops" and help fight the goons that want to "take away his guns." My question - how the hell did he get my e-mail address, and if I don't support him, will he shoot me in the face?

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  8. I have often found old Ted to be a bit of Hypocrite. Claiming that on the Asbury Jukes first album (covered with bongs and hookas) he claimed he didn't know what the devices were used for. I mean really Ted, fess up.

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  9. You're a genius using his songs for this post! He also has a huge ranch here in Texas and Montana so he has a few people that would actually vote for him.
    He's way too gung ho and opinionated to be POTUS!

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  10. You know his slogan: You shoot it, you eat it.

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