Friday, November 15, 2013

Goin' for a Spin

Wow folks, today I got a story fer ya of a woman who seriously took her love to new heights and put a new spin on the concept of marriage. There's Linda Ducharme with her "husband" Bruce who just happens to be a dilapidated, unwanted ferris wheel. Even though Ms. Ducharme suffers from objective sexuality where she actually loves an inanimate object, her life has taken a new turn 'cause she's got a free ticket to ride baby! Bruce must be a helluva wheeler-dealer 'cause he stole his wife from previous romantic relationships with an airplane and a train. Guess that carnie took her for a ride she'll nevah forget!

Now doesn't this quote just make your head spin: "I love Bruce for who he is. He’s a skydiver, he’s made of fiberglass, he’s made of steel and aluminum. I love his mechanical aspects — I love the smell of the hydraulics and the oil that runs through him,” Ducharme said. Well, she certainly found her wheel of fortune!

For the sake of their marriage I just hope Linda takes Bruce to a spin doctor to get repaired so this couple can take turns gettin' stuck on top. Plus, I'm gonna send them a nice playlist for their upcoming 2 year anniversary which will include, Spinning Wheel, Slow Ride, Wheel in the Sky, This Wheel's on Fire, and of course the cult classic You Spin Me Round, which must have been their wedding song:

Thank you so much to my friend Rossie who knows a blogworthy story when he sees one!

Story: Here

15 comments:

  1. Well at least he'll never break her heart. At least I hope he won't!

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  2. I wonder of she has a special sybian bench seat?

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  3. imagined if the Ferris wheel filed for divorce

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  4. Love can be strange and unexpected. I imagine being in love with a Ferris Wheel has it's ups and downs.

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  5. @Stephen: LOL
    And I can't beat that, at least not right now.

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  6. 'This is "Spinning" out of control.' Wonder if those words are ever uttered in their conversations???

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  7. What the heck? Some people are so strange. But, very cleaver write up, Deb!

    THANK YOU for your sweet compliments! YOU MADE MY DAY. ♥

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  8. Wow, the aliens have clearly probed her one too many times

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  9. I wouldn't want to see their honeymoon video.

    xoRobyn

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  10. Yeah, and those same sex marriage people are real kooks.

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  11. Reminds me of an episode of the show "Taboo" that covered people in love affairs with inanimate objects.

    Talk about not having a big "O" when you need it.

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  12. Holy crap...there are some seriously weird people in the world. I guess the good news is that Linda will no doubt drop Bruce for something else with nuts and bolts that makes her heart go pitter-patter.

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