Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Bathroom Humor

Welcome to another edition of Wacky Wednesday folks, and if you are in need of a little extra cash this holiday season here is a shitty job you can apply for. Michael Li, posted an ad on Craigslist saying he needs a partner and copywriter for his business ToiletFinder.com. All ya gotta do is be willing to give the straight poop on the conditions of some public restrooms. Gee whiz, sounds purty good to me, 'cause who ya gonna piss off in that job?
I shit you not, candidates just need to submit humorous reviews of public NY shithouses that are creative, helpful, and slightly disgusting. Anyone who makes him laugh gets 20 bucks, and the Whiz Kid gets the gig at 100 smackeroos a day to keep the reviews a comin' just like explosive diarrhea. Anyone with shit for brains should apply 'cause even if ya do a piss poor job, you can still call the place a dump and maybe earn a giggle from Mr. Li.

Even though it's a crap shoot whether or not you would actually get the job, why not take a whiz at it? So go on, quit stalling for time, shit or get off the pot!

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21 comments:

  1. Darn, wish it was for Indianapolis. After potty training 6 kids, I've got the poop on every bathroom in a 40 mile radius. I would rock that job.

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  2. So should we take to twitter and tell all about how to make dough from a public shitter?

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  3. I went to a public restroom a little while back that seriously looked like a Law and Order crime scene

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  4. seriously who thinks of this crap?!

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  5. As someone who almost religiously avoids public restrooms, I have to say that job is not for me.

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  6. There are people willing to pay for this stuff? That's insane. And hilarious.

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  7. There is a fortune to be made here! Some public bathrooms are gold mines...for this type of job :)

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  8. Too bad this is only for NY shithouses.

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  9. Craptastic! I agree with Stephen ^^^ Too bad it is only for NY shithouses, but then some places... The whole town is a shithouse.

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  10. I bet it will take over the world soon

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  11. What a great job opportunity. Critiquing toilets...there is nothing I haven't seen in the 38 years as a Realtor. I have seen every possible bathroom disaster. Not once have I gotten paid to evaluate it. Hope they franchise this idea to Kansas City.

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  12. I'll eat a lot of bran. And then found a Philadelphia chapter.

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  13. I'll pass and stick to couponing. At least that way, I know I get a good deal and don't have to write about poop.

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  14. Unfortunately my degree is in Bullshitting. I don't think I could be a Crap-Critic. I guess I'm a little under qualified for that job. Inion might give it a go though (she flags me off) she's an Ivy League Graduate with a Bachelors in Piss for Brains! (The writing room goes quiet as she pounces on her mother & the scuffle ensues). Great post Debbie!! Can't wait to hop over to the next.

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