Welcome to another edition of Wacky Wednesday folks, and if you are in need of a little extra cash this holiday season here is a shitty job you can apply for. Michael Li, posted an ad on Craigslist saying he needs a partner and copywriter for his business ToiletFinder.com. All ya gotta do is be willing to give the straight poop on the conditions of some public restrooms. Gee whiz, sounds purty good to me, 'cause who ya gonna piss off in that job?
I shit you not, candidates just need to submit humorous reviews of public NY shithouses that are creative, helpful, and slightly disgusting. Anyone who makes him laugh gets 20 bucks, and the Whiz Kid gets the gig at 100 smackeroos a day to keep the reviews a comin' just like explosive diarrhea. Anyone with shit for brains should apply 'cause even if ya do a piss poor job, you can still call the place a dump and maybe earn a giggle from Mr. Li.
Even though it's a crap shoot whether or not you would actually get the job, why not take a whiz at it? So go on, quit stalling for time, shit or get off the pot!