Saturday, October 26, 2013

Weekend Wisecrack

My friend Desiree sent me this joke 'cause she knows I'm a die hard West by God Virginia fan. Truer words have never been spoken:
 
IF YOU MARRY A WEST VIRGINIA GIRL ...

Three friends married women from different parts of the country.

The first man married a woman from Wisconsin . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from North Dakota He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from WEST VIRGINIA. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.


12 comments:

  1. Ha Ha... Cute Pic.

    Doing my Homework this morning for my Wagers today. See that WVA is at +12 1/2 points on the road... Good Luck to your 'Neers.

    Have a Great Day, Slu

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  2. Very funny. If West Virginia women look like the girls in the picture they might be worth the risk.

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  3. You had me with a picture of girls in their underwear.
    Is that wrong?

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  4. Hahahaha...best not to to be bossy pr*** to a W. Virginia girl.

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