Dudes, Crackle needs to go in the middle.
I'm a little wine box short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout.
Just a guy tryin' everything to get to second base.
Looks like Papa Bear wasn't too hot, too big, or too hard after all.
Somebody is not a natural blond.
Those double O's look more like double D's.
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