Friday, October 11, 2013

Screw You Who?

In case you haven't heard folks, Kris and Bruce Jenner have announced their separation, and in typical Kardashian style it is big ass news. First, there's that little hiccup of a no prenup with a mere $125 million fortune at stake. Gulp! Considering Bruce hasn't really done shit since the marriage, and Kris is the multimillion dollar Momager of the Kardashian Klan, Kris might be gettin' screwed in that alimony deal.
Then there's the recent F bomb rant Bruce went on recently shouting F you, F this, F that, and flippin' off paparazzi at a driving range with his daughters 'cause he wasn't in the mood to be talkin' to nobody about his personal business. Classy, real classy!
Now I certainly don't know who is gettin' screwed worse in this separation deal, but one thang is for damn sure. When you have Kardashian money, and you are a manly stud before, but look like a dyke post face lift, you Bruce are fucked!!!!

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30 comments:

  1. The botox or whatever-he-had-done is not flattering to him. I saw him on TV a couple years ago and I was like "lawd have mercy"

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  2. poor Bruce, who will be paying for his plastic surgeries now?

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  3. I'm glad I know as little about their family as possible.

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  4. Really Deb? A family that strives so hard for their privacy and you insist on kicking them when they are down? Of course the WVU way is, Hell we ain't dumb, don't kick them when they are up

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    1. That's right Wayne! The good ol' Mountaineer way. You know I learnt it at that fine academic institution down there in them hills of West by God Virginney.

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  5. He might come here and F this F that after you giving him more screen time. Wow that is one awful plastic surgery job

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  6. Deb, I just heard about that yesterday and I gotta tell you...I don't feel one bit sorry for him. He had to know that he was part of a train wreck and should of gotten off the track WWWAAAAYYY before he started looking like a cheap plastic Ken doll wanna be. I have no respect for a guy that let's his wife figuratively castrate him and turn him into a whimp. I have to think Kris has already got some other poor slob on the hook.

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  7. And his face looks plastic. It's a old Barbie face.

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  8. Wouldn't little girls love to play with Bruce the Olympic Barbie?

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  9. Yikes!!! That face...

    Now, take the money out of it and soon to be getting rid of the K's??? Might be the best deal of all.

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  10. Bruce was such a respected Olympian good looking guy in the day. Its very sad that he lost his respect and dignity in the whole Kardashian mess. Maybe he will get his cojones back now if they didnt cut those off too yet during all his surgeries.

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  11. ACK! How frightening. Looks like he's got his Halloween costume on...year round. I can't believe how much that 'Kardashian' name gets around.

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  12. His post surgery picture does resemble Jane Lynch...

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  13. Oh what a tangle web we weave when we first have to make sure we are always in the celebrity limelight, lies and flies. Bruce is only 3 yrs older than me. I warnt no olympian. I ain't got no plastic surgy. I ain't got no marryin' into a family thats gots ties to the infamious OJ.
    I'd say I am a helluva lot HAPPIER than he will ever be..............♥

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  14. Bruce has really lost his rugged good looks. He just looks weird now.

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  15. That surgery phOto..... things that make you go Blugggghh.

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  16. That side by side of Bruce is scary! I mean, you can tell he's had work but holly hell!

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  17. If she didn't have a pre-nup, he'd be basking in millions (if she wasn't a Kardashian). He was facing monstrous debt (supposedly) when they got together.

    xoRobyn

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