Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Poo Poo on You

Welcome to another edition of Wacky Wednesday folks. Today is weird and wacky mostly 'cause this actually happened to me. My friend Sarah sent me the following video and suggested I blog about this product called Poopourri spray, which is designed to take the shitty smell outta the bathroom when you poop. Sadly, several years ago some shithead actually gave me this handy dandy spray as a hostess gift. NO SHIT folks, as a hostess gift!!!! First of all, it's not like I ever shit a brick anywhere near this person, so how do they know whether my stench can clear a room in 10 seconds flat? And I'm here to tell ya, the crap doesn't even work. A lit match thrown in the John is still the cheapest and most effective method I've found. That's called tight, light and flight. (pinch a loaf tight, light a match, and take flight)

However, if ya wanna laugh your ass off today, take a gander, but I suggest if ya wanna be invited back to someone's house, don't take them Poopourri spray as a hostess gift:


21 comments:

  1. Poopourri - what an ingenious product name!

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  2. I've used it. That stuff is awesome!

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  3. My mox favorite thang to be doin is ta take da lid offen da bax of da terlit, takes me a big ol chitlin and turnips green sheut in tha waluh tank den puts da lid back ons and walk off. Dats whut I be doing. Wooo Weee I love me sum white womens.

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  4. Never even heard of it, lol at the commercial though. Thankfully it is just me, so tight is all that needs to come due, can ignore the light and flight part

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  5. I've actually owned that spray and traveled with it to hotels. I have never seen that commercial though- very funny! Tight , light, and flight? Where do you come up with this stuff? You are too funny.

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  6. No, Op Existentialist, we don't. But when we do, matches are best. I agree, JKiR. I wouldn't buy this one, solely based on the name.Cute commercial, though.

    xoRobyn

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  7. ...But it says: Stink Free Guarantee!!! lol

    Happy Hump Day, Slu

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  8. um...
    um...
    I hope they paid her well.

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  9. Now there's a commercial you want to be in to launch your acting career from... :)

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  10. it'd been ironic if the spray smelled like crap

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  11. As a hostess gift? What kind of person thinks like that?

    What a funny commercial though. Crazy enough that I can see that it would sell. Too bad it didn't work but it's got a stink free guarantee.

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  12. Lighting a match caused me to think about a story from my childhood.
    We had a bathroom (one only) at the end of a hallway at the top of the stairs. For some I can't frikkin' figure out why reason, my father would never close the door when he sat down to...uh...ruminate. And foul the air.
    Dad was a smoker too and often enjoyed smoking a butt when his other butt was exposed to porcelain. He would flick his ashes in the bowl as he read the newspaper. Yeah, I know. One helluva visual. Hey, I lived it.
    Anyway, I remember one night when I heard this hellacious screaming from the bathroom. Seems the old man got a little careless with flicking his ashes and set his pubes on fire.
    With a childhood like this, is it any wonder I am what I am?

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    1. I am crying with laughter!!!! Al, that is one for the history books!!!!

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  13. Where was this product when I needed it?

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  14. How hard up was that woman for acting work that she took that role?

    "Hey, you're the 'taking a shit' lady! Can I take a picture with you? Now wrinkle your face like you're pinching off a HUGE loaf."

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  15. Oh thanks my lovely Deb! You are so 'right on' nice to me. LOL

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  16. Where's my Sarah and Al? Too funny.
    Cortne

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  17. I saw this ad last week and about died--but you have to admit, the concept is brilliant. Why the hell didn't I invent this stuff?!?

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