Monday, October 28, 2013
Let Me Spell It Out Fer Ya
The poor girl has had to sell her 6,700 square foot mansion in Encino, CA and rent a more "modest" home in the San Fernando Valley, she hasn't bought a Prada purse in 3 looooong years, and dare I even say it, but her kids are even wearin' each other's designer hand me downs. Oh the horror!!!!!
They are even watchin' their medical expenses like every budget conscious couple should. Considering Tori and her husband Dean McDermott have 4 kids less than 6 years old that sounds all well and good right? But wait, Tori had placenta previa with her last pregnancy and spent 55 days in the hospital and nearly died. Yet, their business manager advised the couple that Dean should not get the vasectomy he wanted because they could not afford it. Uh, yeah!!!!
Well Ms. Spelling, math might not be your strong suit so let me spell it out fer ya in words ya might understand: your manager sucks. The average cost of a vasectomy is about 1,000 bucks. If Dean can't keep his hands off your hot, sexy bod and you get preggers again, the average cost of pregnancy and newborn care for a vaginal delivery is $30,000 and for a C-section it's $50,000 smackaroos. Raisin' another young'un for a middle income family is $241,000. Of course you have no concept of middle income so the cost of raisin' your prince or princess probably costs you that much per month. If you have medical complications again, it could be catastrophic. So, unless you wanna risk slummin' it in some beach shack in Malibu and resortin' to shoppin' at stores like Target, I'm gonna "Spell It Like It Is": ya might wanna fire your business manager and make that appointment for the big V ASAP! Hell, you can even buy an amazing Prada purse and be ahead of the game girl!