Friday, October 4, 2013

Bitches Take Your Corner

In case ya haven't been following the highly entertaining, and downright laughable feud between Brandi Glanville and LeAnn Rimes, I will give ya the short version to bring ya up to speed. So Glanville, on the left, was married to Eddie Cibrian and they had two children together. Eddie hooked up with LeAnn on a movie set. Both LeAnn and Eddie were married at the time, had the hots for each other, divorced their respective spouses in a highly publicized and nasty fall out, and are now married to each other. Since LeAnn snagged her man you would think she's got her happily ever after. But NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! These two chicks are still slingin' mud on every magazine cover, talk shower, twitter, etc.

Last Friday Brandi goes on Bethenny Frankel's new talk show and tells her that seeing her sons on social media interact with LeAnn "is the worst pain you could ever imagine". First of all, the boys are 9 and 5 and should not even have access to Twitter or Facebook. And, call me crazy, but stop following your ex and his new wife on social media so you don't expose yourself to that kind of nonsense.

Then instead of just ignoring Brandi, mature LeAnn takes to Twitter in a series of attention seeking rants last weekend saying Brandi is lying, Brandi has it bassakwards, Eddie is her soul mate, and yadda, yadda, yadda. Folks, this kind of middle school behavior has been goin' on for several years, with each chick having amassed thousands of followers and supporters.

I say they settle this thang once and for all in a knock out, drag out, hair extension pullin' fight in Vegas. Put each bitch in a corner of a jello pit wearin' their skimpiest bikini and let 'em slip and slide for their beloved Eddie. The odds makers will eat this shit up and the networks will be in an all out bidding war to win the rights for this once in a lifetime opportunity. Personally I'm puttin' my money on LeAnn 'cause she can hide lethal weapons in those nostrils baby.

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15 comments:

  1. Celebrities should all have to attend an annual "How to act like an adult" seminar...

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  2. well, you can't say that Eddielicious isn't worth the fight..... :)

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  3. And the real question is... is Eddie worth the fight? Alright, I Googled. He's not too shabby. Damn dimples. Still, bitches be crazy.

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  4. They must like all the attention, I'm with your vegas idea

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  5. Leann has somem squinty eyes though so she just should start swinging and maybe one of her punches will hit target. I do like a lot of her songs and so she does earn her own paycheck. I had never heard of the first wife until all this.

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  6. My issue here is that I remember when LeAnn was just a kid, so this all makes me feel old.

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  7. I used to think Eddie was cute...but that went down in flames when he started denying the affair on every talk show available but you could tell he was lying through his teeth. While I think both women need to grow up, I think Leanne is disgusting with all the "soul mate" talk after she cheated on her ex and had an affair with someone's husband. There is no lower rung of womanhood than a chick that knows the guy has a family and still sneaks around with him.

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  8. I wouldn't be surprised if it got to a 'knock out, drag out, hair extension pullin' fight'. They both sound like drama queens that haven't grown beyond adolescence. And if that.

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  9. They're both immature bee-otches. I say Jerry Springer should ring 'em up!

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  10. I'm down with this fight you suggest in Vegas... Round 1: Let's Go!!!

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  11. As I get older I recognize fewer and fewer of these so called "celebrities."

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  12. did he really cheat on her, or was it just a case of mistaken identity?

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  13. I hadn't heard of this one, I've been too busy following the Sinead O Conner/Miley Cyris spat. My money's on Brandi though, didn't LeAnn get all kinds of skinny? Bitches need a bit of beef on them if they're going to throw some punches! x

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  14. I am happy to announce that I have no knowledge of this, don't entertain social media that much and don't watch that much television. I am a much happier person in my ignorance of LeAnn and Brandi.

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