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Monday, October 21, 2013
A Spooktacular Adventure
Well folks, I've got some good news and bad news for ya. The bad news is that the Naked and Scared haunted house tour in Sinking Spring, PA has been cancelled. Due to all of the national and international exposure, officials in the small town asked the owner to reevaluate his "Shocktoberfest" where participants took a nekkid walk through of a haunted house. I say BOO on that! Imagine getting the shock of your life when you saw the other patrons in line 'cause ya just know very few of 'em are gonna be lookin' as bootiful as those two in the photo. Now I ain't no scaredy cat, but seein' some of them WalMart types in their birthday suits would scare the pants off me fo' sho!!! That would have been spooktacular!!!
However, the good news is that a "prude option" will be available this year allowing adults to take the tour in their underwear. So, if you are in the area, break out those tighty whities and grannie panties and have yourself a frightfully ghoulish time!