Can't find time to work and go to the gym?
The chances of doing both sometimes can be mighty slim.
But check out this handy dandy tool
Tell me this invention doesn't rule.
The new treadmill desk lets you exercise while you work.
If you are so inclined you can even try to twerk!
No excuse now not to move your lazy ass
Get out the aggression when your boss is being crass.
Set that sucker for a full on run
Break a good sweat before you are done!
How many miles can you log in a typical day?
Those unwanted el bees will surely melt away.
For only $479.00 on Amazon that's quite a deal.
Come on folks, let's be real.
How are you gonna use your keyboard while trying not to trip?
I envision many falls ending with a big, fat lip.
Imagine a conference call huffing and puffing
Your colleague will think you are wiener stuffing.
Does anyone think this is a good idea, may I ask?
Maybe for the king or queen of the multitask?
As for me, I'll sit on my butt and blog away,
And save my work out for another part of my day.