Monday, September 9, 2013

Twerking Fail

Thanks to my friend Travis we can all learn several lessons from this 30 second video depicting a big ol' twerk fail. Although this chick may not receive the same fall out as Miley Cyrus, she sure did suffer a fall of a different kind. First of all, I can certainly appreciate the day drinkin' 'cause no one likes to get their groove on more than me after a few libations in the middle of the afternoon. However, GIIIIIIRRRRRLLLLL ya gotta learn to cut the tag outta your thong when ya first bring it home from the lingerie store 'cause havin' it hang outta your yoga pants just ain't sexay. Now while candles do add mood lighting, they probably are not necessary during daylight hours, and if you watched the video, are actually a bit of a hazard. And last, but certainly not least, always, always, double bolt the lock before you begin any wild shenanigans 'cause otherwise you are just askin' for trouble! Good news is, with that nice ass and those awesome moves, combined with the candle mishap, she can truly claim, "This Girl is on Fire"!!!!

22 comments:

  1. Oh how I wish this would have happened on stage a couple weeks back haha.

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  2. Now DAS how whyte womens suffozin ta ax. I ain't knowed whyte gurls had no ass like dat. Wooo Weeee, I shole does love me sum whyte womens.

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  3. This is the kind of thing I needed to see on a Monday morning to brighten my day. So thank you for that.

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  4. hahaha she sure does give a whole new literal meaning to being on fire

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  5. Holy shit...this is why I will never live in an apartment building again. NEVAH, EVAH...what idiot turns on a camera to film a really stupid ass move against a door with a glass table and fire nearby. Pretty face (and ass) but an empty noggin.

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  6. I thought landing on the (glass?) table was bad, but the fire LOL

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  7. Holy Smokes!!! Now that is one EPIC FAIL!!! Wow...

    Smiling on Monday, Slu

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  8. I guess she hasn't learned the whole "stop, drop, and roll" thing.

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  9. Oh my that gave me stress watching that! There was one huge disaster waiting to happen and yet it still gets out on the wide web. I bet we see this soon on Tosh.O

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  10. Oh so that is what "twerk" is? I loved your analysis cuz I noticed that dang thong tag, toooooo. And I sincerely hope she wasn't horribly burned. I do, however, think she will not forget that entire EXPERIENCE! Ya, Alicia Keyes didn't mean the 'fire' to be quite that literal. LOL

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  11. her screams are even more embarassing than the fall itself....

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  12. Holy crap! When I read the title of the video I just assumed that it would be a special effected joke one! That was so much better than I could have imagined!

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  13. I hate to say this and really hate feeling this way, but she got what was coming to her because it was way to annoying to watch. lol

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  14. I saw this last week and died laughing. All I could say was "that's hot"

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  15. Man, times sure have changed. Once upon a time, a gal would've been mortified for anyone to know she'd done something so idiotic, but now? She posts the danged video online for the whole world to see! (Thank God YouTube wasn't around when I was young!)

    Liked the video, but loved your commentary.

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  16. This video is hilarious. Never noticed the thong tag though until you mentioned it. Too funny!

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  17. I hope she read your post and stuck it in (the tag). That was hilarious. I'd much rather watch it than watch Miley.

    xoRobyn

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  18. turns out it's fake, Jimmy Kimmel prank

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