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Monday, September 9, 2013
Thanks to my friend Travis we can all learn several lessons from this 30 second video depicting a big ol' twerk fail. Although this chick may not receive the same fall out as Miley Cyrus, she sure did suffer a fall of a different kind. First of all, I can certainly appreciate the day drinkin' 'cause no one likes to get their groove on more than me after a few libations in the middle of the afternoon. However, GIIIIIIRRRRRLLLLL ya gotta learn to cut the tag outta your thong when ya first bring it home from the lingerie store 'cause havin' it hang outta your yoga pants just ain't sexay. Now while candles do add mood lighting, they probably are not necessary during daylight hours, and if you watched the video, are actually a bit of a hazard. And last, but certainly not least, always, always, double bolt the lock before you begin any wild shenanigans 'cause otherwise you are just askin' for trouble! Good news is, with that nice ass and those awesome moves, combined with the candle mishap, she can truly claim, "This Girl is on Fire"!!!!